# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2012, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/461 "2012-04-17T21:32:24Z")
\*\*Why does Chinese translate so badly? I am going to go get into a car accident \*\* I _thought_ I said, “I would like the egg foo young,” but thene there was this horrible crashing sound… ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2012, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/462 "2012-04-18T09:25:06Z")
**Nuclear War = Overrated This is why I hate computers** Shall we play a game? ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2012, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/463 "2012-04-18T11:27:34Z")
**I’m very, very sad about trading my car in and need a hug Hugs! Given and Received - No Questions Asked** What timing! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2012, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/464 "2012-04-18T19:44:39Z")
**How’d you get those extra pounds? I created a New Soup that is gonna make me famous!** Yeah, but it sounds like it will be for all the wrong reasons. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2012, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/465 "2012-04-18T22:09:36Z")
\*\*Just Saw the Space Shuttle Go By! Horrifying Bugs Invading Earth \*\* Good job NASA on that whole “Dooms Mankind” thing. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/466 "2012-04-19T12:09:50Z")
Separated by three. Normally I wouldn’t list two thsat far apart, ut it’s worth it: \*\*Cut-rate brain surgery I shaved my head today. Feels weird. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/467 "2012-04-19T12:12:46Z")
\*\*I found the first SF novel I ever read RIP Dick Clark \*\* That’s too far fetched. It’s been scientifically proven that Dick Clark’s immortal. Right? Right? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/468 "2012-04-19T12:34:30Z")
**Expressions that replace “Oh, my god!” is it just me?** “The building’s on fire!!” “Is it just me?” Nah, that sucks. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/469 "2012-04-19T14:40:11Z")
\*\*Is There Anything Known To Be Real That Science Cannot Explain…At All? Please explain shipping, especially shipwrecks, during the 1800s. \*\* Tide goes in, ships go down. You can’t explain that! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/470 "2012-04-19T14:43:44Z")
\*\* “Like it or lump it”: do you know what this phrase means? Stupid Quotations You Hate To Hear \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/471 "2012-04-19T17:57:05Z")
\*\*Potty training: got the basics, now what? A Frank Conversation on Erections and Pain \*\* Boy, they move on to the Adult stuff fast. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/472 "2012-04-19T18:27:10Z")
\*\*How can you kill 77 people in self-defense? Infants Fly Free? \*\* I’m sick of these @!#$$% infants on this !@#$ plane! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/473 "2012-04-19T18:30:02Z")
\*\*My mom is a birther Hey, I’m committing incest! (sort of) \*\* Double Ewwwwww! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/474 "2012-04-19T19:20:54Z")
**Who wants to marry a preteen? Come on down! Caesar is a year old (Cat Pics Inside)** Pedophilia bestiality, the best of both worlds! 😃 What? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/475 "2012-04-19T20:34:58Z")
\*\*Hot girls have problems too (aka the new Rebecca Black) Julia Louis-Dreyfuss…Smoking! \*\* Not that there’s anything wrong with that. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/476 "2012-04-19T22:40:25Z")
\*\* Lasting impact of the Unabomber’s manifesto See, now he’s eating Humble Pie!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2012, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/477 "2012-04-20T12:37:37Z")
**How can I help my sister get post-weight-loss skin removal surgery? Time for the Vet?** Upside: Lots cheaper, free doggie biscuit. Downside: Post-op recovery pens are small, cramped. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2012, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/478 "2012-04-20T12:40:15Z")
**Using Feces for Fuel - how could people stand it? Poop changing color based on diet?** If you’re “going green”, refuel somewhere else. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2012, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/479 "2012-04-21T04:23:30Z")
**What was your bedtime as a kid? Diablo 3 Open Beta weekend** 3 maybe 4 AM ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2012, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/480 "2012-04-21T16:20:23Z")
**I think my cat is pregnant… LOLittering! My mom is a birther** I think your mom is a cat. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=23) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=25)