# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2012, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/481 "2012-04-21T19:03:30Z")
**Do you wipe your dog’s ass? Advice for being a server** Uh, no thanks, we’ll try the self-serve buffet down the street. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2012, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/482 "2012-04-22T19:42:51Z")
\*\* It’s too hot MMP It’s like working in Farenheit 451! (Boss and books)\*\* So what _is_ the temperature at which employees spontaneously burst into flame? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/483 "2012-04-23T10:54:12Z")
\*\*What’s Happened to the Hollywood Movie Industry? all the stars have burned out \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/484 "2012-04-23T12:38:40Z")
\*\* How do atheists get married? Where the devil have you been?\*\* Wow, the ministers really get snarky at atheist weddings. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/485 "2012-04-23T14:06:34Z")
Whoops: Wrong Thread ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/486 "2012-04-23T17:49:24Z")
\*\* Changing engine oil but not the oil filter. What is the difference between ‘nervous’ and ‘nervous’? Car question: Oil changing oops. \*\* Why you shouldn’t be nervous about changing oil. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2012, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/487 "2012-04-23T20:24:37Z")
**What is the difference between ‘nervous’ and ‘nervous’? Please help me act respectfully at the Mosque** I just wanna be sure it’s OK to ask where all the women are. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2012, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/488 "2012-04-24T13:13:04Z")
\*\*Toilet lid: up or down? @#&%ing Stress! \*\* Just wait till you have to decide which way to hang the toilet paper. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2012, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/489 "2012-04-24T15:09:31Z")
\*\*Why is opiate addiction so feared? The “cough” that everyone got this past winter-spring. \*\* I have to take opiates for my “cough”. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2012, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/490 "2012-04-24T15:19:50Z")
\*\* Sometimes dating is bizarre If you were going to a super-hero costume party \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2012, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/491 "2012-04-24T16:25:06Z")
**What would you do in this situation? (frivolous question) Make love and shut down your computer** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2012, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/492 "2012-04-24T17:29:23Z")
\*\*About things appearing to take forever to fall into black holes “should have sent a poet” - Origins? \*\* Because they’ll take less time to fall in, or because then there’d be one less poet on earth? ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2012, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/493 "2012-04-24T18:04:01Z")
\*\*After sex headaches: The Spawn of Satan (Of course it’s TMI) CREEPY experience at the supermarket tonight \*\* Clean up, aisle 5! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2012, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/494 "2012-04-24T19:14:25Z")
\*\*CREEPY experience at the supermarket tonight Obama’s Pass the Buffett Rule \*\* I passed Obama at the buffet the other day, which is even creepier! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/495 "2012-04-25T11:54:18Z")
\*\*Mom, The Whole “Reusing” Thing Is Going Too Far My Dog is Missing \*\* But at least dinner was cheap. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/496 "2012-04-25T13:10:49Z")
\*\*Soon you shall call me master Would you have a problem with this statement? \*\* No, Master. But you could try to be a little less codependent. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/497 "2012-04-25T14:13:19Z")
\*\* Toilet lid: up or down? Do you believe atheists?\*\* “As [del]God[/del] is my witness, I left the lid down!” ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/498 "2012-04-25T17:35:20Z")
**Should your highest-ranking elected leader be “brilliant?” Obama’s college transcripts** I’ll take that as a yes. \*\*Where was all this attention on bullying when I was a youngster? Soon you shall call me master \*\* Yes, Master! Please don’t stuff my in the trash can again, Master! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/499 "2012-04-25T19:11:23Z")
**If you get bitten forcibly by a crocodile… Are facial expressions an important part of sign language?** I’ve always wanted to see a mime get eaten by a crocodile. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/500 "2012-04-25T21:19:49Z")
**My Dog is Missing Rockhounds: ever mine your own?** Have you looked under a rock? (Or you can go to the dog quarry and dig up a new one.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=26)