# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/501 "2012-04-25T22:34:39Z")
**What kind of contact lenses should I get? Glaucoma** What is that, a contact lens for people who want to experience what bad eyesight is like? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/502 "2012-04-25T23:55:14Z")
\*\*I’m pretty sure no one else does this kind of thing I’m up for reviving thou Ridiculously elaborate job titles\*\* Thou director of Sales \*\*Would you have a problem with this statement? I’ve created a red fleece monster! \*\* Elmo? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2012, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/503 "2012-04-26T10:16:01Z")
**I need a simple glyph to bind evil Electronics wizards: usb wifi adapters** No, no. Any _competent_ electronics wizard will tell you that you don’t want a _binding_ glyph on your wifi adapter; you want a _warding_ glyph. Using a _binding_ glyph will just let the evil accumulate until you need to have the adapter exorcised, and that’s expensive. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2012, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/504 "2012-04-26T12:31:15Z")
**Poll: Should your highest-ranking elected leader be “brilliant?” Critical thinking under time pressure? Biggest Lies** All that and a really good haircut, that’s what I want in our next President. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2012, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/505 "2012-04-26T13:33:16Z")
\*\*Is this offensive, or am I too sensitive? Women (well, hell, men too) do you ever cry when you can’t help it? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2012, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/506 "2012-04-26T19:29:37Z")
\*\*Simple, Free/Cheap, Non-Tech Pleasures Poll: Toilet lid: up or down? \*\* Protip: most people get a lot more pleasure out of a BM when the toilet lid is up. Most. ETA: now I’m repeating that line in the plaintive horror of Newt. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2012, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/507 "2012-04-26T23:16:37Z")
\*\* Can speakers of rare languages commit crimes with impunity? Withdrawing Money From My Roth IRA\*\* Sorry sir, he said “Дай ми парите” so we let him cash in your IRA. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2012, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/508 "2012-04-26T23:47:33Z")
**Instead of studying, I made really lame “yo momma” jokes Mom, The Whole “Reusing” Thing Is Going Too Far** HAHAHAHAHA…wait, I don’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/509 "2012-04-27T12:48:22Z")
**So what IF I am a communist? My Fiancee is keeping her Surname…** Well, not many women want to be called Jane Deathtothecapitalistpigs. \*\*Troll Dad Cruises \*\* “Hey there. Wanna come under my bridge for a threesome?” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/510 "2012-04-27T13:10:05Z")
\*\*Can someone explain Furry Fandom to me? Etiquette question - declining a hen’s night party \*\* “I’m sorry – I’m just not into Furry Fandom.” ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/511 "2012-04-27T13:21:01Z")
\*\*So what IF I am a communist? Drop bears\*\* Are we letting drop bears loose on communists now? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/512 "2012-04-27T13:22:05Z")
\*\*how to clean hardwood floors How to stop drinking ? how to deal with depression ? \*\* The Straight Dope “How To” book. Chapter 1 – Don’t let your dirty hardwood floors get you down. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/513 "2012-04-27T15:31:47Z")
\*\*I’m pretty sure no one else does this kind of thing Drop Bears\*\* Yes, I’m pretty sure most people do not drop bears. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/514 "2012-04-27T16:35:48Z")
\*\*Neapolitan ice cream: what do you eat? Brains \*\* I didn’t realize that thread was so old, and enough with the zombie jokes already! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/515 "2012-04-27T18:31:15Z")
\*\*Drop Bears How can I break this stupid habit? \*\* But I can’t just drop bears, they’re so attractive! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/516 "2012-04-27T19:16:29Z")
\*\*“Imported from Britain” means what? Animals Engaging in Anal Sex \*\* Only if they’re imported on Royal Navy ships, amirite? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/517 "2012-04-27T21:10:44Z")
\*\*autoerotic asphyxiation Hip Hip Hurrah \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/518 "2012-04-27T22:49:20Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > \*\*“Imported from Britain” means what? > Animals Engaging in Anal Sex > \*\* > Only if they’re imported on Royal Navy ships, amirite? And aren’t hedgehogs. Meanwhile, in “New Posts”: **2-second question about… autoerotic asphyxiation** Need answer fast? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2012, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/519 "2012-04-28T14:50:50Z")
**So what IF I am a communist? What are your most silly and pointless small pleasures?** Shouting “The dictatorship of the proletariat is inevitable!” at Mitt Romney rallies. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2012, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/520 "2012-04-28T15:43:24Z")
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