# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2012, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/541 "2012-05-01T11:59:41Z")
\*\*My fake religion… What atheists think, and why (in re: GEEPERS) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2012, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/542 "2012-05-01T15:49:50Z")
\*\*Does your pet know when to stop eating, or will they stuff themselves until they burst? February / March Weight Loss Thread \*\* Even Fido and Mittens need a little encouragement while dieting. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2012, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/543 "2012-05-01T19:01:20Z")
\*\*Do Serial Killers ever just stop Feeding Cows Old Newspapers? \*\* Nope, they do it until the cows explode. It’s to punish them for their gluttony for knowledge. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2012, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/544 "2012-05-01T21:29:25Z")
\*\*The Dentist. And so the Gestapo tactics begin (OWS) \*\* Is it safe? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/545 "2012-05-02T03:28:24Z")
\*\*Are We Finally Going to Get a Flying Car? Infants Fly Free! Hurray! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/546 "2012-05-02T03:34:34Z")
\*\*What dreams have you had? We closed early today due to the protests \*\* Then for some reason I had to pick up my stuff from my locker before I left work, but I couldn’t remember where my locker was (of course in reality we don’t even \*have \*lockers at work) and the protestors had gotten in and were all just sort of wandering around, but the “protestors” were also the cool kids from my high school. And I wasn’t wearing any pants. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/547 "2012-05-02T03:37:53Z")
\*\*How do you turn off your brain before going to bed? Drinking alone \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/548 "2012-05-02T05:25:10Z")
**What dreams have you had? 2012 Supermoon Is Saturday 05 May Hurk. That was a fly. Are We Finally Going to Get a Flying Car?** It starts with a dream. And then the dream turns into a goal. And after years of effort, and only a little tummy trouble, the hardworking people of Upstart Aerospace are about to see it become reality. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/549 "2012-05-02T06:08:08Z")
**Experiments that failed in the late 60s Have you ever eaten poop?** No…those must have been some bad drugs back then. At least, I _hope_ drugs were involved… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/550 "2012-05-02T11:39:45Z")
\*\*The Last Time You Farted… Hurk. That was a fly. \*\* Don’t try to blame it on the fly. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/551 "2012-05-02T12:34:06Z")
\*\*The person posting below me is gay. Help me debunk this homeopathic woo that’s found its way into my home. \*\* Are you calling me a Homeo? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/552 "2012-05-02T14:20:36Z")
\*\* I’m a super-hero! What dreams have you had? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/553 "2012-05-02T17:21:58Z")
**Drinking alone Was this man gay?** I got suspicious when he ordered his eighth Shirley Temple. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/554 "2012-05-02T18:41:59Z")
**Actors known for dramatic roles that find later success in comedy? What Are Your Favorite/Best Spongebob Quotes?** My favorites are “Thus conscience does make cowards of us all.” and “Oh, tartar sauce!” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/555 "2012-05-02T20:17:44Z")
\*\*Ever Had Your Car Damaged In An Automated Car Wash? Missile on the Roof \*\* I’ve had quite a few missiles ripped off my roof, too. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/556 "2012-05-02T20:24:55Z")
\*\* Geico commercial, what is the gecko saying? Candy from Australia \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/557 "2012-05-02T20:40:51Z")
\*\* Song lyrics you deliberately sing wrong Apps! Apps! So many apps! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/558 "2012-05-03T11:46:25Z")
**Strangest assumptions people have made about you "How is it that you’re single?"** I’m not single. What makes you think that? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/559 "2012-05-03T12:34:04Z")
**What dreams have you had? The death of Hulu may be nigh** Good one! Mine never get beyond “The exam is coming up and I’ve never been to class”. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/560 "2012-05-03T16:23:58Z")
**Having a colonoscopy Have you ever eaten poop?** Cripes, if you’re going to get dinner out of it, I want a discount on your fee. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=27) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=29)