# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/561 "2012-05-03T16:48:09Z")
\*\* “How is it that you’re single?” I don’t drink \*\* Ahhhhh – _that_ explains it. No beer goggles. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/562 "2012-05-03T17:03:47Z")
\*\* The raptors are out Missouri Republicn legislator ‘comes out’ in response to anti-gay bill. \*\* Jurassic Park IV – The Fabulous Raptors are Out! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/563 "2012-05-03T17:23:01Z")
\*\*Homophobic? Maybe You’re Gay Which fruit do you think will become the next cure all? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/564 "2012-05-03T18:14:45Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > **Having a colonoscopy > Have you ever eaten poop?** > > Cripes, if you’re going to get dinner out of it, I want a discount on your fee. You know the doctor has gone too far if you can taste it. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/565 "2012-05-03T18:51:07Z")
\*\* If evolution is true… Stop crapping on my car! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/566 "2012-05-03T19:12:48Z")
\*\*A Month in New York City - What Do You Do? Have you ever eaten poop? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/567 "2012-05-03T20:26:16Z")
\*\* Feeding Cows Old Newspapers? Mildew-smelling leather boots! Any hope?\*\* Feed 'em the latest edition and you won’t have that problem. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2012, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/568 "2012-05-04T02:45:52Z")
A minute after making a thread another thread is now below it that makes a great pair. **Zoo keeper helps constipated monkey Stop crapping on my car!** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2012, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/569 "2012-05-04T12:20:52Z")
\*\*Stuff you do when you’re absolutely cerain you’re all alone I’ve decided to go on medication \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2012, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/570 "2012-05-04T12:28:19Z")
**Baby duckies survive treacherous highway crossing The raptors are out** It’s a rough world for baby duckies. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2012, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/571 "2012-05-04T20:11:46Z")
\*\*Halfway between Boston and Quebec City is… Simple, Free/Cheap, Non-Tech Pleasures \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2012, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/572 "2012-05-04T20:26:46Z")
\*\*Have you ever really KNOWN a crackhead? I’ve decided to go on medication \*\* That’s not crack. That’s medication. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2012, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/573 "2012-05-04T20:54:36Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > \*\*Halfway between Boston and Quebec City is… > Simple, Free/Cheap, Non-Tech Pleasures \*\* In other words, no WiFi in my motel room. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prelude_to_Fascination)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2012, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/574 "2012-05-05T03:07:35Z")
\*\*Canada to move to plastic banknotes Now I’ve seen everything\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2012, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/575 "2012-05-05T11:38:24Z")
\*\* “How is it that you’re single?” There Will Be Blood\*\* Her divorce is a _very_ touchy issue. \*\*Private message to madrabbitwoman My mare died last night \*\* “It was your rabbits that did it, wasn’t it? _Wasn’t it?!_” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2012, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/576 "2012-05-05T19:16:22Z")
**Any advice for toddler terrified of being touched by doctor? Speech limbering-up phrases** “My little cutesy-wutesy wouldn’t mind just an itty-bitty needle, now would he?” Yeah, that’ll work. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2012, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/577 "2012-05-05T21:56:27Z")
**Having a colonoscopy Simple, Free/Cheap, Non-Tech Pleasures** Uhm, OK. Whatever floats your boat. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2012, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/578 "2012-05-06T00:04:32Z")
\*\*Robert Draper: GOP decided to oppose Obama in everything on Jan 20, 2009 How to stop thinking about an elephant? \*\* I’ll stop when they stop opposing Obama! ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2012, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/579 "2012-05-06T03:36:56Z")
\*\*Anyone have problems during ovulation? Supermoon is coming! \*\* Well thank goodness for that! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2012, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/580 "2012-05-06T03:37:37Z")
\*\*What small things would change in your life if you became wealthy? Depression symptoms and difficulty gaining weight \*\* “Oh, when I’m a rich man it will be great! I won’t feel so down all the time and I’ll have all the food I want!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=28) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=30)