# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/41 "2012-02-16T22:08:57Z")
**Tell me about being an electrician Is it gay? You decide.** I’m not sure. Was there an electrician in the Village People? I can never remember. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/42 "2012-02-16T23:42:17Z")
**Jury Duty: Do you try to get out of it? Poll: Is this arrangement a foursome or not? Poll: Have you ever served on a jury?** Holy crap, I always thought they were _deliberating_ in there! Sign me up!! ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/43 "2012-02-17T00:19:34Z")
From a New Posts search: \*\*Gift ideas for a 1-year-old boy? 50 dollars or 50 $1 lottery tickets? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/44 "2012-02-17T00:25:17Z")
**Why is Russ Hamilton perpetrator of the Ultimate Bet online poker scandal not in jail? Poll: Is it gay? You decide.** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/45 "2012-02-17T03:52:04Z")
**What would happen if you put a platypus and a cat in a room together? Is this arrangement a foursome or not?** :dubious: Counting isn’t your strongest side? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/46 "2012-02-17T04:55:07Z")
**What is the most unusual thing about the American diet to people of other nationalities? Titties- More than a mouthful is a waste.** ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/47 "2012-02-17T05:00:15Z")
**Does Santorum REALLY want his name associated with a frothy fecal looking substance?** **A-hole executives** What about a-hole candidates for Chief Executive? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/48 "2012-02-17T06:12:07Z")
\*\*Is this arrangement a foursome or not? Strange living situations you’ve been in \*\* ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/49 "2012-02-17T12:44:39Z")
**Medical marijuana dispensaries question What’s the highest street address in th world?** I know there’s a joke in there, but I’m like totally baked, man. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/50 "2012-02-17T14:12:18Z")
\*\*Medical marijuana dispensaries question Five times normal strength? \*\* Yeah, the extra-strength prescription is always more popular. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/51 "2012-02-17T14:13:19Z")
**Working on my personal ad how should I phrase this? Titties- More than a mouthful is a waste.** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/52 "2012-02-17T20:03:38Z")
**"Is this a Jocasta complex?" or “Thanks, Mama, for the deeply disturbing compliment” I almost fell into the toilet at work this morning** “I was thinking about what a sharp-looking boy I raised, and I nearly fell into the toilet at work.” Yes, I’d find that disturbing. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/53 "2012-02-17T21:02:52Z")
\*\* Annoying euphemisms. A-hole executives \*\* Indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/54 "2012-02-17T22:01:30Z")
\*\*Is this arrangement a foursome or not? Please, explain partying to me. I don’t get it. \*\* I dunno, whatever you’re doing, it sounds like you’re doing it right. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/55 "2012-02-17T22:33:58Z")
**What do you think of my new pick up line? Ladies, do you find Rick Santorum sexy** Cause I’m WAY better looking than he is. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2012, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/56 "2012-02-18T11:25:23Z")
**Jury Duty: Do you try to get out of it? Where would you travel if you had two weeks vacation, a passport, and $3,000?** I’d be heading straight for Mexico! They’d never find me there. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2012, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/57 "2012-02-18T16:33:17Z")
**Mormons baptized Simon Wiesenthal…so what? Is This Rape?** Mitt’s got some more 'splainin to do. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2012, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/58 "2012-02-18T16:34:46Z")
\*\*Why we train our pups seperately… My sister has been murdered \*\* “Bad dog! BAD!” ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2012, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/59 "2012-02-18T18:49:38Z")
**Stupid Republican idea of the day Fuck dust** Oh, I don’t know; it sound to me like that would sell pretty well! Do you snort it? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2012, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/60 "2012-02-18T19:34:01Z")
**It’s time to ‘share your good news’ again! Help Me Buy A Pistol!** You’re going to meet God today! Yaaaaaaaay! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=4)