# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2012, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/581 "2012-05-06T03:39:35Z")
\*\*Have you ever explored an abandoned place? I need a simple glyph to bind evil \*\* So…I guess that particular abandoned place should have been left unexplored then. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/582 "2012-05-07T07:50:33Z")
**A nerd walks into a bar. I don’t drink** Anybody mention your name, Poindexter? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/583 "2012-05-07T12:46:17Z")
**Let’s play “Spot the Sociopath” Do fast food workers hate "special orders?"** “I’ll be on break while I prepare this “special order”. Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!” ---
**Author:** ![Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prelude_to_Fascination)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/584 "2012-05-07T15:41:33Z")
A three-fer: \*\*What is the adhesive on Scotch tape made out of? Animals that like us \*\* That’s not a very nice thing to do to our friends! \*\*Somebody show me something that will make me laugh Murdered friends, relatives and co-workers \*\* You are one sick son of a bitch! **Let’s play “Spot the Sociopath” I am Swiss. I have always been Swiss, and will always be Swiss.** That was too easy! ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/585 "2012-05-07T19:47:05Z")
**The best part of the fact that The Avengers is about to make a gazillion dollars is . . . I hate 3d movies** Make up your mind! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/586 "2012-05-08T04:07:19Z")
**Canadian currency has naked ladies on it! What not to tell the RCMP** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/587 "2012-05-08T08:53:28Z")
**Let Me Show You(How Your P**_y Works) by Brian McKnight Biggest possible opening weekend?_\* Actually it’s the biggest possible opening any day of the week. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/588 "2012-05-08T12:21:25Z")
\*\*What are the implications of the US natural gas boom? France’s Hollande ET disclosure - the only way to avert nuclear and planetary cataclysm? \*\* It’s not _that_ kind of “boom”. \*\*Ask a young woman whose husband recently died Share your offensive jokes. \*\* …Oh, _this_ will turn out well. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/589 "2012-05-08T19:49:16Z")
**Where do you get your online news? Free association** Yup, I just type in whatever words come to my mind into Google and click “I’m feeling lucky”. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/590 "2012-05-08T21:37:25Z")
**Animals that like us Composing music in dreams?** Yeah, when my sleeping Labrador’s paws twitch, she’s actually conducting her “Concerto in A minor for Dogs and Small Furry Prey”. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/591 "2012-05-09T04:52:20Z")
**Damnit, she’s only 18 months old, she’s gonna touch that hot plate no matter what you say! Stupid HURTS. (Photographic proof.)** ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/592 "2012-05-09T08:27:33Z")
\*\*Have you ever really KNOWN a crackhead? Do you follow what he says or his actions. \*\* I’d recommend neither, actually. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/593 "2012-05-10T12:09:11Z")
**Job seekers, what turns you off immediately? Permanent move to St. Helena (UK)** “Want to get away from it all? Take this unique opportunity!” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/594 "2012-05-10T13:01:39Z")
\*\*Dumber than…As nervous as…what _rural_ similes amuse you? Driving the Redwood Highway \*\* That’s more of a metaphor, but it’s still up there. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/595 "2012-05-10T13:12:30Z")
**Your private, off the wall theories Why do people join fringe groups? Have You Ever Posted Something You Regret Posting?** Well, my “Aspartame Causes Extreme Body Hair Growth And It’s Obama And The Lizard People’s Fault” thread went nowhere. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/596 "2012-05-10T14:21:00Z")
**What’s your fetish/ What turns you on? Job Seekers, what turns you off immediately?** It’s a turn-off when the interviewer asks if he can fondle my shoes. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/597 "2012-05-10T15:00:14Z")
\*\* Poll: Worst band of the Seventies? Cooking with Poo \*\* Great Band Name ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/598 "2012-05-10T17:02:21Z")
\*\*What are your most silly and pointless small pleasures? I love my wife. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/599 "2012-05-10T18:33:39Z")
Sequential [abcnews.com](http://abcnews.com) headlines: **Romney Sorry for High School Pranks 18 Headless Bodies in Mexico Tourist Area** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/600 "2012-05-10T19:03:23Z")
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