# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 31
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/601 "2012-05-10T19:28:20Z")
\*\* What’s your fetish/ What turns you on? Germans are funny darnit! \*\* Wear the lederhposen to bed tonight! And tell jokes in your “Sergeant Schultz” voice! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/602 "2012-05-10T20:40:48Z")
\*\*Well, crap… Antipodes Map \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/603 "2012-05-10T21:36:28Z")
\*\*Ladies: would you be flattered or skeeved out? Can I mow my lawn? \*\* It’s only skeevy if they ask if they can mow _your_ lawn. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2012, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/604 "2012-05-11T01:20:46Z")
**Does neutrality bother you? Germans are funny darnit!** They were a laff riot in Belgium in 1914. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2012, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/605 "2012-05-11T01:32:00Z")
**Man arrested for asking girls to wear socks–is this really a sex crime? I didnt say it was right, I said it was legal** Actually, a court will have to decide the second half of that statement. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2012, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/606 "2012-05-11T15:48:28Z")
Right now in Cafe Society: **Say goodbye to Community, 30 Rock and Parks & Rec** Next to… **Community gets a Season 4!** Both threads were started within 3 hours of each other. Well… which is it? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2012, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/607 "2012-05-11T15:49:39Z")
**Ask a young woman whose husband recently died As your family dies off…** Nice way to cheer her up, nimrod. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2012, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/608 "2012-05-11T18:04:05Z")
**Dear Chef Jr.: Congratulations on… Rebuilding Union train station in Toronto** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2012, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/609 "2012-05-11T20:53:14Z")
\*\*Why don’t men look like women or vice-versa? Fish oil in the diet \*\* No, I don’t think that’s it. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2012, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/610 "2012-05-12T03:09:46Z")
**What do you do with anger? Gay marriage** If you’re happy, do you marry someone of the opposite sex? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2012, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/611 "2012-05-12T05:21:45Z")
**Weird toys you vaguely remember Sexy moments in comic books** Kryptonite dildos. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2012, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/612 "2012-05-12T15:10:48Z")
From New Posts: **Just how hot is jerk chicken? What’s big, black, flies, and goes ‘CHEEEEP! CHEEEEP!’?** '_It’s hot! It’s hot!_ ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2012, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/613 "2012-05-12T18:41:55Z")
**What is the creepiest thing to have ever happened to you? Gay marriage** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2012, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/614 "2012-05-13T14:55:22Z")
**Do any of you make money doing what you love to do? Human Skin Lampshade** Yep, I love making 'em, and you should see the bidding take off on Ebay. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2012, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/615 "2012-05-13T15:36:53Z")
**Using a Bath Things they didn’t teach us older people.** Which is why, 40 years ago, there were so many dirty hippies. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2012, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/616 "2012-05-13T17:47:46Z")
\*\*How do people’s opinions about homosexuality change? Did any Dopers attend boarding school?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2012, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/617 "2012-05-13T23:53:42Z")
now it’s: \*\* Things they didn’t teach us older people. Do dogs dream? Using a Bath \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2012, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/618 "2012-05-14T12:38:27Z")
\*\* Random Thoughts…care to join me? What’s big, black, flies, and goes ‘CHEEEEP! CHEEEEP!’? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2012, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/619 "2012-05-14T13:01:06Z")
\*\*The Electric Car… Banished from a state? \*\* Probably Texas, amirite? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2012, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/620 "2012-05-14T15:26:20Z")
\*\*Fucking “You’ve probably never heard of it” smug bullshit! What the hell is wrong with my NON DIGITAL DEVICE??? \*\* Go analog, baby, you’re so post-modern. (That’s a music reference, but you’ve probably never heard of it.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=30) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=32)