# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 32
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2012, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/621 "2012-05-14T15:59:19Z")
\*\* What the hell has happened to some of my friends? You-hoo, living\_in\_hell! Over here! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2012, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/622 "2012-05-14T17:47:02Z")
\*\*Share your offensive jokes. I think my cat is pregnant… Ask a young woman whose husband recently died \*\* Did she kill him for screwing the cat? Hey, you just said offensive. You didn’t say it had to be good. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2012, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/623 "2012-05-14T17:53:41Z")
\*\*Should I attend this dinner, or skip it? Devious Time Travel \*\* How about you skip it, and then attend it later if it sounds like it was any good? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2012, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/624 "2012-05-14T18:17:17Z")
\*\* Girlfriend made a new guy friend online and I don’t like it… What do you do with anger? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2012, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/625 "2012-05-14T20:06:41Z")
**Why don’t men look like women or vice-versa? Is Alaska east or west? Or both?** Are you confused? Or just clueless? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2012, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/626 "2012-05-14T21:48:12Z")
\*\*Sexy moments in comic books Hummus, The Making Of \*\* I don’t think that means what you think it means. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2012, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/627 "2012-05-15T10:23:10Z")
**Girlfriend made a new guy friend online and I don’t like it… Were you “once a cheater, always a cheater”? Or did you manage to reform?** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2012, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/628 "2012-05-15T12:21:15Z")
\*\*Human Skin Lampshade A Somewhat Morbid Request From an Old Friend \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2012, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/629 "2012-05-15T14:18:47Z")
**Ok…am I old? Has the world changed? I’ve decided to go on medication** If the problem _is_ that you’re old, going on medication probably isn’t going to change that. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2012, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/630 "2012-05-15T14:45:51Z")
\*\* FTD has slipped a lot Monkeys, typewriters\*\* I thought all that hooting and clacking was weird when I called to place an order for Mother’s Day, and all Mom ever got were some half-eaten bananas. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2012, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/631 "2012-05-15T15:03:55Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > \*\* FTD has slipped a lot > Monkeys, typewriters\*\* > > I thought all that hooting and clacking was weird when I called to place an order for Mother’s Day, and all Mom ever got were some half-eaten bananas. And a typed copy of Hamlet. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2012, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/632 "2012-05-15T18:30:04Z")
\*\*Why are Mexicans chopping each other up? No BofA, I Don’t Want To Take Your Survey! \*\* Hi, this is bank of America, I wonder if you had a few minute…SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2012, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/633 "2012-05-15T19:43:30Z")
\*\* I’ve decided to go on medication Help me pick out shoes to go with this dress!\*\* Congratulations Bob, those bowling shoes really complement your evening gown. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2012, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/634 "2012-05-15T20:24:49Z")
**Cruel remarks your teacher made in class Can You Call a 9-Year-Old a Psychopath?** Not if you value your teaching job. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2012, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/635 "2012-05-15T20:28:46Z")
> [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](#): > > **Cruel remarks your teacher made in class > Can You Call a 9-Year-Old a Psychopath?** > > Not if you value your teaching job. _curses futilely_ ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2012, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/636 "2012-05-15T20:34:45Z")
**Consequences of a hysterectomy WTF is Excell doing NOW?** I wouldn’t know. I drew the line back when Office started making my coffee. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/637 "2012-05-16T00:32:08Z")
\*\*Moving from California to Alaska–to avoid taxes! A brilliant tax move by Facebook co-founder \*\* Close, but not quite right. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/638 "2012-05-16T14:37:24Z")
**Human Skin Lampshade FTD has slipped a lot** Yeah, I remember when they did pretty well just with the flowers. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/639 "2012-05-16T14:39:47Z")
**Humans as Carnivores ? Nato Meeting.** I think they’re making progress, but it’s hard to hear much over the ripping, rending and snarling. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/640 "2012-05-16T19:02:32Z")
\*\*Mom is giving money to a scammer, what can I do??? Tell me about Geocaching \*\* Yup. Hide the money in the woods and don’t let her find it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=31) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=33)