# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 33
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/641 "2012-05-16T20:39:04Z")
\*\*Why did T-Rex have such teeny arms? Questions about fanning yourself. \*\* It’s difficult if you’re a T-Rex. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/642 "2012-05-16T22:28:47Z")
\*\*Am I a nice person or not? Ever been shocked at what some people don’t know? \*\* Protip: if you have to ask the first question, the answer is no. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/643 "2012-05-16T22:35:26Z")
\*\*Should I use my powers for good or evil? I scared the crap out of my family tonight \*\* Evil it is, then. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/644 "2012-05-16T23:28:00Z")
**Alaska: how far north can I drive? Rat Race Drop Out or Off the Grid?** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/645 "2012-05-17T12:05:24Z")
\*\*Can you drink and drive on private property Accident in parking lot- who’s at fault? \*\* I dunno – were you drinking? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/646 "2012-05-17T14:48:51Z")
**I scared the crap out of my family tonight Monkeys, typewriters** “We opened the door to his room to tell him it was dinnertime, and there were all these apes screeching and banging away at old Smith-Coronas! It was horrible!!” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/647 "2012-05-17T16:56:14Z")
\*\*Men with exceptionally large penises. Can you track someone down by fecal matter? \*\* “Water’s cold.” “Yep. Stinky, too.” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/648 "2012-05-17T17:49:45Z")
\*\*(British) Football Fans Grow the Fuck Up Stop Abusive Violence Environments! \*\* But enough about the stands… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/649 "2012-05-17T19:38:43Z")
**Retail crap that’s pissing me off Why are Mexicans chopping each other up?** But that’s the business model. “Here at Chipotle, our food is made with real Mexicans!” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/650 "2012-05-17T19:46:50Z")
**"Inhumane" Treatment of Animals Why are most liquors 80 proof?** There’s your problem - a sloth should never be allowed to drink anything stronger than 3.2 beer. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/651 "2012-05-17T20:42:22Z")
\*\* Historical inaccuracies that are not minor Donna Summer has died. \*\* NOW it’s not inaccurate. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/652 "2012-05-18T16:14:37Z")
\*\* What to do with a licking dog? Having a colonoscopy Poll: Would you find this offensive?\*\* Do you really have to ask, Doc? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2012, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/653 "2012-05-19T09:01:25Z")
**Where did Charles I get his name from? Manga series** Probably not, no. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2012, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/654 "2012-05-19T19:59:58Z")
**Freezer won’t work. Estimated Cost of Cremation?** Cremation will save money on your electric bill, but if you’re into preservation, I suggest looking into having your loved one stuffed and mounted. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2012, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/655 "2012-05-19T21:42:32Z")
**A New Foster Dog My dog is freaking out!** “Hey–who the heck is _he_? Whaddaya mean, ‘foster dog’? I’m your dog! I’m a good boy! Not him!” ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2012, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/656 "2012-05-20T04:36:06Z")
**My dog is freaking out! I think my cat is pregnant…** Uh oh…looks like _somebody_ has been engaging in Unnatural Acts. \*\*What is the Tea Party up to? Trivial Pursuit: Kenyan Edition \*\* It would go faster if they knew Swahili. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2012, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/657 "2012-05-20T11:23:43Z")
**Who should we send to colonize Mars? Women who dig women, what gets your attention?** They’d get my attention, but might not be the best at reproduction. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2012, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/658 "2012-05-20T13:50:04Z")
**Top Baby Names for 2011 released Possible new hominid species unearthed in China** The Chinese have named it “Jayden”. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2012, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/659 "2012-05-20T20:19:48Z")
**I want a Nigerian dwarf! Possible new hominid species unearthed in China** So there’s your plan B if you’re out of luck with the whole Nigerian dwarf thing. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2012, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/660 "2012-05-20T22:26:00Z")
**Massive human deaths-- good or bad for the economy? I can has career guidance?** Um, OK. Mass slaughter is _not_ an acceptable way to produce job openings in your favored profession. Clear? **Top Baby Names for 2011 released I think my cat is pregnant… Does anyone have a nice knitting pattern for…baby socks?** For your new kitten Socks, right? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=32) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=34)