# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2012, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/661 "2012-05-21T13:59:21Z")
\*\* Help me pick out shoes to go with this dress! He may be frou-frou, but he’s a BOY dog! \*\* Who wears a dress with matching shoes ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2012, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/662 "2012-05-21T15:17:36Z")
\*\*Long term effects of Warfarin use -/+ Your Ship Is Leaking! \*\* And by “ship” I mean “pulmonary artery”. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2012, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/663 "2012-05-21T15:57:14Z")
\*\* I can has career guidance? Resume help\*\* You’d get more offers if your resume didn’t say “I can has job?” under “Objectives”. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/664 "2012-05-22T06:18:26Z")
\*\* Killing T-Rex with a gun A Better Canon\*\* Yes, I think that’s the way to go. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/665 "2012-05-22T07:09:40Z")
\*\*Question on Alabama criminal trials How does english native speaker imitate the sound like gun shot? \*\* “Now then, Joe Bob, what sound did you hear coming from out behind the double-wide?” “It was a big old BANG! BANG! BANG!” “Thank you kindly. No further questions, Your Honor.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/666 "2012-05-22T11:57:48Z")
\*\* Bishop negotiates child sex settlement, and then . . . Damnit, she’s only 18 months old, she’s gonna touch that hot plate no matter what you say! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/667 "2012-05-22T12:15:45Z")
**A New Foster Dog My Hard Work With the Horse Rescue Paid Off!** Now I see why house-training and sit-stay are off to such a slow start. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/668 "2012-05-22T13:59:43Z")
I’m going straight to hell for this one \*\*My mare died last night My Hard Work With the Horse Rescue Paid Off! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/669 "2012-05-22T15:00:42Z")
\*\*Is this for real? Too Busty for job Your First Job \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/670 "2012-05-22T16:06:54Z")
**Any transgender Dopers? He may be frou-frou, but he’s a BOY dog!** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/671 "2012-05-22T16:12:26Z")
**A Better Canon Is there a gamma ray gun?** That would qualify, for sure. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/672 "2012-05-22T16:37:00Z")
\*\* Let’s talk about the GOOD in religion Oh God, SPSS. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/673 "2012-05-22T19:29:48Z")
\*\*Re-engineering the human body- how good could we make it? They built up with their bare hands what we still can’t do today… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/674 "2012-05-22T19:30:20Z")
**The Murder of Michael Jordan’s Father how long for ‘Round-up’ to work?** In his case, it wasn’t until the next day that he got all droopy and wilted. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/675 "2012-05-22T20:31:41Z")
**Happy 153rd, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle! Most consistent, dependable actress in history** Among other things. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/676 "2012-05-23T09:20:20Z")
**What would it take to cause the collapse of the US? Overpopulation and Artificial Population Control.** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/677 "2012-05-23T12:22:11Z")
**Faking suspicious behavior on a flight… Mounties guard the Queen** “Why are all those Mounties getting up to use the bathroom right before landing?” “They’re protecting the Queen, you idiot!” ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/678 "2012-05-23T14:33:39Z")
**Faking suspicious behavior on a flight… I don’t want to go to NYC** I guess that would be suspicious behavior on a flight bound for New York. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/679 "2012-05-23T18:45:49Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > **The Murder of Michael Jordan’s Father > how long for ‘Round-up’ to work?** > > In his case, it wasn’t until the next day that he got all droopy and wilted. You’re such a gardener. 😛 \*\*Tanning Mom is such a scamp. How can you not love her? It’s not easy being green \*\* Actually, she’s more of a bright orange. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/680 "2012-05-23T22:16:18Z")
\*\* Ever been shocked at what some people believe? Ever been shocked at what some people don’t know? \*\* Hey, people are idiots. What do you expect? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=33) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=35)