# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/681 "2012-05-23T22:22:03Z")
\*\*Mounties guard the Queen Is Chivalry Dead? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2012, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/682 "2012-05-24T03:55:58Z")
\*\*Re-engineering the human body- how good could we make it? Queen Elizabeth II and the Olympics \*\* “After this summer’s series of stunning upsets in which Her Majesty the Queen took home seven gold medals, questions are being raised about possible steroid use by the 86-year-old monarch.” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2012, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/683 "2012-05-24T11:35:09Z")
\*\*Why is a fighter jet buzzing San Francisco? Medical question: Manner of communicating infectious diseases \*\* One word: chemtrails. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2012, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/684 "2012-05-24T18:15:15Z")
\*\*The Prince of Wales is in the Hotel! Treyvoning \*\* At least he’s hip to the latest memes. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2012, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/685 "2012-05-24T19:26:20Z")
\*\*Trying to remember a Scandinavian place in Wisconsin. Where is this club? Painkiller buzz and time of day Can semen stains glow under black light ? \*\* One heck of a club there, you betcha. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2012, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/686 "2012-05-24T20:37:36Z")
**I need to replace the innards of my toilet tank What is the creepiest thing to have ever happened to you?** I guess it was when Zuul grabbed the plunger right out of my hands. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2012, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/687 "2012-05-24T21:53:36Z")
\*\* Newbie to working out needs help. Ice Cream Trucks\*\* _ **Stay away** _ from the ice cream trucks. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/688 "2012-05-25T04:06:26Z")
**The next Steorn Orbo? Confused ideas around you** ---
**Author:** ![Stendhal\_Syndrome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@Stendhal\_Syndrome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stendhal_Syndrome)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/689 "2012-05-25T05:15:07Z")
> [@Anne\_Neville](#): > > **Gurujulp would’ve wanted his doper family to know… > How to play a practical joke on a squirrel** I just happened to come across this thread and this made me laugh out loud… Gurujulp would’ve loved to share his views on how to mess with squirrels. 😃 Oh and I am sorry if I messed up some sort of sequence this thread is following. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/690 "2012-05-25T12:32:47Z")
\*\*Help me name a god? Ask the chick getting baptized \*\* \*\* Things You Never Thought You’d See Whoo-hoo! I’m getting solar panels! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/691 "2012-05-25T12:38:24Z")
\*\*Birds Nesting Under Porch Roof What does Queen Elizabeth II do? \*\* She prefers the eaves under Buckinham Palace ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/692 "2012-05-25T13:39:13Z")
\*\*Things that all humans know We’ve been adopted. \*\* All humans own cats? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/693 "2012-05-25T15:05:59Z")
**Newbie to working out needs help. Ask the Girl in the Wheelchair** No offense, but she might not be the best source. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/694 "2012-05-25T17:56:35Z")
**Humans as Carnivores ? Chicago Date Ideas - Desperately Need Help** Take her to the Brazilian steak house. And be quick about it, if you know what’s good for you. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2012, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/695 "2012-05-26T02:38:51Z")
\*\*What are “yellow bile” and “black bile”? Fecal spray after you flush \*\* Yours is more colorful than average. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2012, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/696 "2012-05-26T06:00:06Z")
\*\*Why are we alive? Growth of Pro-Life Movement? \*\* Yeah, your Mom was gonna get an abortion, but then she changed her mind. So here you are! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2012, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/697 "2012-05-26T13:06:08Z")
**Fecal spray after you flush How do modern wines stack up to those of the past?** You enjoy your Chateau de Poop, I’m sticking with Beaujolais. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2012, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/698 "2012-05-26T15:13:19Z")
**"Go eat a dick." “Ok, don’t mind if I do.” If this is gonna be that kind of party, I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2012, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/699 "2012-05-26T23:08:38Z")
**Who was the oldest person you ever knew? How old is the oldest left-hander you know? Help! How to Meet Men???** If Warren Spahn isn’t answering text messages, try Sandy Koufax and Steve Carlton. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2012, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/700 "2012-05-27T00:08:22Z")
\*\*If Facebook ads are generally regarded as useless trash how will it monetize itself? Cheap glass spice jars in bulk! \*\* “Geez…First they automatically ‘friended’ me with everyone in my address book–including my mom–then sent them all my Spring Break pictures. _ **All** _ of my Spring Break pictures. Now I’ve been automatically signed up for something called the Spice-Jar-of-the-Month Club?!?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=34) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=36)