# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 36
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2012, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/701 "2012-05-27T04:19:47Z")
**Why did T-Rex have such teeny arms? California Vehicle law** “Sorry Rexy, if your arms won’t fit in the car, you can’t drive. You’ll have to adapt.” ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2012, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/702 "2012-05-27T08:38:13Z")
**bald man being pestered for sex Unusual things found on Google Maps** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2012, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/703 "2012-05-27T10:55:47Z")
**"Go eat a dick." “Ok, don’t mind if I do.” Things You Never Thought You’d See** And I could quite happily have lived the rest of my life\* without \*seeing it… **Who’s up for some immortality? What do you pay for health insurance?** A _lot_ less, now. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2012, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/704 "2012-05-27T12:50:44Z")
\*\*Ear cartilage pain? What disease is this? \*\* I’d say it’s probably ear disease. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2012, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/705 "2012-05-27T14:07:56Z")
**Help me name a god? Ask the chick getting baptized** Isn’t a bit premature to get baptized then? You should probably name the god _first_. **When Will We See a Woman POTUS? When Will We See a Woman POTUS? When Will We See a Woman POTUS?** Speak three times, and she shall appear! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2012, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/706 "2012-05-27T16:14:20Z")
**Things You Never Thought You’d See bald man being pestered for sex.** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2012, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/707 "2012-05-27T16:20:05Z")
\*\* Rumbling in my ears I really, really want to know the word for this. Yikes! Earwigs!!\*\* Be careful what you wish for. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2012, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/708 "2012-05-27T17:30:46Z")
**What would it take to cause the collapse of the US? Stand Your Ground hypotheticals** OK, in this scenario the US threatens China and Russia to the point where they both launch nuclear missiles at us. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2012, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/709 "2012-05-28T05:44:39Z")
**Ask the chick getting baptized Ninja chicken panic!!!** You shouldn’t have tried to baptize the Ninja Chicken’s kid without permission. Now you will suffer a fowl demise. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2012, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/710 "2012-05-28T07:19:58Z")
**Trayvoning. Stupid liberal idea of the day** Not to mention insensitive! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2012, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/711 "2012-05-28T19:51:23Z")
**I pit chewing on people’s faces Why Obama Will Probably Lose** Ouch! Sir please, this is highly undignified. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2012, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/712 "2012-05-28T23:17:24Z")
\*\*Cannibal in South Beach - Someone buy this dude a Big Mac “Go eat a dick.” “Ok, don’t mind if I do.” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/713 "2012-05-29T01:48:19Z")
**Looks like it’s time to visit the fertility specialist. “Go eat a dick.” "Ok, don’t mind if I do."** Uh, are you _sure_ this guy’s board-certified? ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/714 "2012-05-29T10:34:55Z")
\*\*Ask the UK civil servant/central government official Recommend me a discreet “adult toy” vendor \*\* Hey, it’s less likely to get one in trouble than dealing with a [call girl](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Profumo_Affair). ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/715 "2012-05-29T12:47:49Z")
\*\*What are “yellow bile” and “black bile”? How did people lube bikes in the olden days? \*\* Probably more the black bile than the yellow bile. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/716 "2012-05-29T14:13:58Z")
\*\* Julia Louis-Dreyfuss…Smoking! Thank You For Smoking (Book vs Movie, spoilers) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/717 "2012-05-29T18:00:04Z")
**So, I was having brunch with Olivia de Havilland in Paris last week . . . Recommend me a discreet “adult toy” vendor** Olivia sounds like she’s rather lively for an old bat. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/718 "2012-05-29T18:25:58Z")
\*\*What was your dream job when growing up? Ask the UK civil servant/central government official \*\* “Nobody as a little kid says ‘I wanna grow up to be a civil servant/central government official’.” “Actually, I did.” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/719 "2012-05-29T19:15:07Z")
\*\*What does “laying some pipe” mean to you? What was your dream job when growing up? \*\* When I was growing up, it was laying some pipe. Now, it’s laying some pipe. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/720 "2012-05-29T22:18:25Z")
\*\*Which unarmed martial art would be most effective against an enraged chimp? Ask the Girl in the Wheelchair \*\* Because it worked so well for you, right? \*\* The pain scale; highest rating you ever gave Do you use yelp?\*\* It was more cursing, actually. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=35) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=37)