# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 37
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/721 "2012-05-30T01:47:18Z")
**Finding out that you have cancer. Things you fear you will never see** Ohhh, everybody else around has it. I want it too! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/722 "2012-05-30T06:30:06Z")
**What does “Laying some Pipe” mean to you? Do you bring gifts to a dinner party?** Here’s some pipe that I layed for you. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/723 "2012-05-30T12:24:03Z")
\*\*I had a few too many last night… Cannibal in South Beach - Someone buy this dude a Big Mac \*\* You are one mean drunk. \*\*Ever thought you were going to die? Something’s crapping in the basement window \*\* ETA: Now it’s this: \*\*I had a few too many last night… Ever thought you were going to die? \*\* Oh yeah, one of THOSE mornings… ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/724 "2012-05-30T13:30:32Z")
**It’s Always Monday Somewhere: The MMP Something’s crapping in the basement window** That sounds like something out of a Garfield comic. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/725 "2012-05-30T14:18:43Z")
**Doc Watson died Brain Sandwiches** [Kuru](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_%28disease%29) got him. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/726 "2012-05-30T14:53:20Z")
**4.0 quake in L.A. Something’s crapping in the basement window** I guess the quake scared the crap out of it. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/727 "2012-05-30T16:45:28Z")
**Trayvon Martin, cough syrup junkie? Title of Song** Really? I thought “Cough Syrup Junkie” sounded more like a band name. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/728 "2012-05-30T19:01:37Z")
**Germany sets solar power record Something’s crapping in the basement window** Yeah, who needs solar power? We’ve got raccoon turds. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/729 "2012-05-30T19:20:37Z")
\*\*What to Do in Atlanta Let’s talk polyamory \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/730 "2012-05-30T20:19:50Z")
Main forum page sequential: **Yep, another tourist wanting… Humans and rain** Houston in March. Bazinga! ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/731 "2012-05-30T23:34:02Z")
\*\*Fleeing from taxes Battleship versus Aircraft carrier \*\* The anti-tax guys just went hardcore. Although you’d think that it would be cheaper to just pay their taxes… \*\* Why are we alive? Battleship gun range? \*\* No, I’m pretty sure that no one will open fire on us if we move to the coast. \*\* I think my almost 3 year old kid is scary smart. Help. Ever thought you were going to die?\*\* From a three year old? That’s pretty scary all right. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/732 "2012-05-30T23:46:45Z")
**Great diplomat Obama strikes again. “Ignorance and incompetence” Can we not steal children?** “President Obama apologized profusely and promised all the children would be returned promptly. ‘Michelle and the girls just really wanted a little Polish baby brother, and I guess I just sort of lost my head’ the president said.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/733 "2012-05-31T12:38:14Z")
\*\*Ever thought you were going to die? I had a few too many last night… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/734 "2012-05-31T16:44:14Z")
**I think my cat is pregnant Looks like it’s time to visit the fertility specialist** No, I think that’s not necessary, at this point… (I would say that fertility specialists generally don’t treat cats, but there are probably veterinary fertility specialists somewhere who do) ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/735 "2012-05-31T16:46:22Z")
\*\* Help me do a post-mortem on our party… Snake Handling Pastor Bitten; Dies-Why? \*\* a.) I wanna go to your parties b.) I don’t want to do a post-mortem on a snakebit pastor ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/736 "2012-05-31T18:58:55Z")
\*\* Are you a member of the mile high club? Do you know what “gleeking” is? Can you do it? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/737 "2012-05-31T19:19:40Z")
**Nuclear weapons stop working- what happens? Fleeing from taxes** So true. I only pay mine because the I.R.S. has The Bomb. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/738 "2012-05-31T20:17:57Z")
Both of these threads were started by \*\*Eve So, I was having brunch with Olivia de Havilland in Paris last week . . . The Florida Face-Eater vs. the Hackensack Intestines-Flinger \*\* Paris, Florida? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2012, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/739 "2012-06-01T01:30:43Z")
A trifecta. \*\* So I might be pregnant Are you a member of the mile high club? I think my cat is pregnant… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2012, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/740 "2012-06-01T01:55:02Z")
Another: \*\*Looks like it’s time to visit the fertility specialist. So I might be pregnant You’ve GOT to be shitting me!! Names. \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=36) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=38)