# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 39
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2012, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/761 "2012-06-05T16:29:40Z")
**What will be the next SDMB Milestone? Queen Elizabeth celebrates 60 years as monarch** That’s more HM’s milestone than ours, really. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2012, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/762 "2012-06-06T01:34:53Z")
**Wimmens! PLEASE Mark Stuff Us Guys Ain’t Supposed To Eat… Too much fat in the Crematorium sets it on fire.** “He ate too many Wendy’s triple cheeseburgers, so we’ re posthumously charging him with arson.” Yeah, like that’s gonna fly. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2012, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/763 "2012-06-06T02:50:41Z")
**Too much fat in the Crematorium sets it on fire. You learn something new everyday!** But preferably you learn it without setting things on fire. \*\*The Republican Worldview: A Question What would it take to cause the collapse of the US? \*\* Single payer. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2012, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/764 "2012-06-06T04:45:05Z")
**Garland Peed and Gary Kreep … The “Bad Smells” thread** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2012, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/765 "2012-06-06T05:39:42Z")
**The world’s youngest hitman Huh. For the first time, my dad told me (out loud!) that he loved me.** Of course I still carried out the hit, but it was nice that those were the last words that he said to me. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2012, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/766 "2012-06-06T10:17:42Z")
**Ok, so…a commode… Totalled my car!!** :eek: :dubious: Pics or it didn’t happen! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2012, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/767 "2012-06-06T11:20:38Z")
\*\* I Got My CPAP Machine Today! Ok, so…a commode…\*\* No, read it again, numbnuts. That’s C… ```auto P ``` … A… P… :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2012, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/768 "2012-06-06T12:03:11Z")
\*\*Catcopter (not for the faint of heart) Totalled my car!! \*\* A flying cyborg cat was disturbing enough, but who knew it was armed? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2012, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/769 "2012-06-06T16:28:09Z")
\*\*Hot Dogs Meat! \*\* Well, that’s debatable. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2012, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/770 "2012-06-06T17:00:24Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > **Too much fat in the Crematorium sets it on fire. > You learn something new everyday!** > > But preferably you learn it without setting things on fire. Awww, but setting things on fire is the _fun_ way to learn stuff! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2012, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/771 "2012-06-06T17:02:44Z")
\*\*Ray Bradbury dead Meat! \*\* But you have to cook it at Farenheit 451… ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2012, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/772 "2012-06-06T19:45:03Z")
**Best credit card for miles? High five** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2012, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/773 "2012-06-06T19:59:29Z")
\*\*My Continuing Education: Male Escort I got a job! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2012, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/774 "2012-06-07T06:00:44Z")
These caught my eye from the BBC \*\* Will the Olympics bring more prostitutes? Bank of England considers rates \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2012, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/775 "2012-06-07T14:24:15Z")
\*\*Which preschoolers’ TV shows are the most tolerable? You should be watching Breaking Bad. You will thank me. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2012, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/776 "2012-06-07T14:56:58Z")
**So, dating someone with Lupus, getting serious Why the hell do I have to get an MRI?** It could be worse. If you were dating someone with a sinus infection, you’d need a liver transplant. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2012, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/777 "2012-06-07T15:45:27Z")
\*\* How do small insects survive high winds? Going “underground” to avoid the draft?\*\* Works for ants, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2012, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/778 "2012-06-07T18:51:42Z")
**What did John Mayer say in interviews that was so offensive? "The last time I saw the dishwasher, it was swimming out to sea…"** Some of us take our kitchen appliances _way_ too seriously. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2012, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/779 "2012-06-07T21:25:43Z")
\*\*Office bikers: How do you clean up after biking to work? Stannous fluoride \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2012, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/780 "2012-06-08T12:23:29Z")
\*\*Help me decide on a Kindle Help me pick a tablet, Ipad, something else?? \*\* \*\*Something’s crapping in the basement window My crappy, boring life… \*\* Curb your life!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=38) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=40)