# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2012, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/61 "2012-02-18T21:33:54Z")
**Citizen’s Arrest? Portable Heart Monitor** “Yes, according to my portable heart monitor, you’ve had a citizen’s arrest. I’ll call you a cab.” ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2012, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/62 "2012-02-18T22:03:25Z")
**Help Me Buy A Pistol! I’m wanted by the FBI!** This isn’t going to end well. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2012, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/63 "2012-02-18T23:33:55Z")
**Where would you travel if you had two weeks vacation, a passport, and $3,000? Help Me Buy A Pistol!** I don’t think I like where this is going. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2012, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/64 "2012-02-19T00:00:51Z")
**I want to buy a scooter Help Me Buy A Pistol!** Wait… Do you want to buy a scooter, or a shooter? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2012, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/65 "2012-02-19T03:49:50Z")
**Flour, fat, and milk Pickled ginger, first attempt** Hope your second attempt goes better. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2012, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/66 "2012-02-19T05:15:20Z")
\*\* Things Americans discuss that others don’t care about I’m Thinking About Buying A Gun, Reccomendations?\*\* That about sums it up, yes. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2012, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/67 "2012-02-19T08:38:02Z")
**Stupid Iranian Terrorist Bombs Himself in Bangkok I dislocated my knee yesterday** Quit trying to one-up people. You’re not very good at it. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2012, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/68 "2012-02-19T14:57:52Z")
**Whitney Houston was bisexual and had a long time relationship with ? I almost fell into the toilet at work this morning** If you’re going to read the tabloids, do it at your desk. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2012, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/69 "2012-02-19T15:01:31Z")
**What is the least intelligent mammal? rotary phone help?** We have a winner! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2012, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/70 "2012-02-19T20:41:46Z")
**Do you want the good news or the bad news first? Bad News** Asked and answered. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/71 "2012-02-20T16:03:07Z")
**February / March Weight Loss Thread I almost fell into the toilet at work this morning** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/72 "2012-02-20T18:19:36Z")
\*\* Ask the girl doing in-vitro fertilization (IVF) I dislocated my knee yesterday\*\* Your fertility doc is trying way too hard. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/73 "2012-02-20T20:01:04Z")
**Canned Star Trek cast members Leftover Cooked Tuna Steaks…ideas?** Noooo! That’s _not tuna!_ ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/74 "2012-02-20T20:42:12Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > \*\* Ask the girl doing in-vitro fertilization (IVF) > I dislocated my knee yesterday\*\* > > Your fertility doc is trying way too hard. Sounds like they need to adjust the stirrups. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/75 "2012-02-20T20:46:48Z")
**Weight loss question - what’s the best way to lose max lbs. in a six-month period? Japanese Internment** With complementary beatings! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/76 "2012-02-20T23:16:55Z")
\*\* Wanderlust; I don’t want to sound like a perv, but… Poll: Fried egg inside a circle cut out of a piece of bread \*\* Sounds pretty suggestive to me… ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/77 "2012-02-21T12:59:01Z")
\*\*Tell Me About the Post-Divorce Thing… Do People Usually Have Obituaries? \*\* Just how ugly _was_ this divorce? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/78 "2012-02-21T13:01:06Z")
**Do you have your own secret code of writing? Wonder Bread: Lead Ink Logo** Let’s see. Using secret decoder ring, Be… sure… to… drink… What? Drink what? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/79 "2012-02-21T13:57:05Z")
\*\*Most tasteless thing about Whitney’s Funeral? Colonoscopy advice \*\* Yeah. A eulogy is so not the place for that. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/80 "2012-02-21T14:01:17Z")
\*\*Tell Me About the Post-Divorce Thing… Five Pin Glo-Ball Bowling with 80s Big Hair Music! \*\* Really, is that mandatory? Maybe we should give this marriage one more shot… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=5)