# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 40
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2012, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/781 "2012-06-08T14:50:32Z")
\*\*My crappy, boring life… Ask The Guy With Machine Guns \*\* If he has a Crappy Boring life and he has machjine guns, can I ask him from the next state, over the phone? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2012, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/782 "2012-06-08T17:18:43Z")
\*\*How obvious (or not) is this visual joke? Hot Dogs \*\* Every visual joke I’ve seen involving hot dogs has been pretty damn obvious. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2012, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/783 "2012-06-08T17:23:34Z")
\*\* Need anything looked up on [Ancestry.com](http://Ancestry.com)? My crappy, boring life… \*\* Naaah — not if it’s _boring_ Gettin’ a lot of mileage out of that thread. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2012, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/784 "2012-06-08T19:06:20Z")
\*\*How to make the guilty party confess? Feeding a German teenage boy? \*\* Dieter won’t eat until you confess to your hideous crime of jaywalking with intent to mope! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2012, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/785 "2012-06-08T21:45:37Z")
\*\*What do you do with your awesome God powers? Avenging Your Death \*\* “If you strike me down now, I will only become more powerful than you can imagine. I will have awesome God powers! And then you are in _big_ trouble!” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2012, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/786 "2012-06-09T02:59:55Z")
**I’ll Have Another: Risk of running Vs certainty of studding 2012 World Series of Poker** Whatever his prowess at stud, he’ll make millions selling Horses Playing Poker prints. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2012, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/787 "2012-06-09T13:53:35Z")
**Historic examples of “Fools! I’ll show them all!” or “With Blackjack, and Hookers!” Id this politician?** David Vitter? Barney Frank? Jerry Springer? Eliot Spitzer? C’mon, we need more hints. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2012, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/788 "2012-06-09T22:59:40Z")
\*\* Ear cartilage pain? Is Malta a good vacation spot?\*\* Yes, except word has gotten around, and now Malta is full of people holding their heads funny and saying “Ow!”. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2012, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/789 "2012-06-10T02:13:17Z")
\*\*What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever done? Fun, Ridiculous Websites \*\* :dubious: Boy, you’ve led a charmed life, haven’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2012, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/790 "2012-06-10T03:11:46Z")
**Any of you not qualified for your present position? Ask The Guy With Machine Guns** Ah, no, of _course_ you’re qualified. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2012, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/791 "2012-06-10T18:52:58Z")
\*\*UGA professor arrested for transvestite prostitution I pit southern girls \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/792 "2012-06-11T09:34:26Z")
**My husband worked on something neat! Jerry Sandusky’s Jury** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/793 "2012-06-11T11:44:06Z")
\*\*How would the US government deal with an alien landing? Camping and Hiking in Scotland (Advice Needed) \*\* Aliens landed on the White House lawn? Screw that, I’m off to the highlands. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/794 "2012-06-11T11:46:40Z")
\*\*Single Mom needs Shaving Lessons fo 16yo son What’s your “doing it” music? \*\* Probably “Shave and a haircut” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/795 "2012-06-11T12:07:38Z")
\*\*The worst marketed movies of all time. John Carter (of Mars) \*\* Only too true… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/796 "2012-06-11T13:54:20Z")
\*\*UGA professor arrested for transvestite prostitution Listen, when you call me at 1:30 AM… Is it took much to ask that you take a flattering picture \*\* Cause if you don’t, I’ll get arrested! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/797 "2012-06-11T14:34:07Z")
\*\*Airplane hours My cat is a LOLcat! (picture of course) \*\* Is it a catcopter? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/798 "2012-06-11T15:15:26Z")
\*\*Listen, when you call me at 1:30 AM… Jack Hanna is still a moron. \*\* He was a moron when you called me at 10 PM, now let me sleep! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/799 "2012-06-11T17:49:45Z")
**How do I prevent these wrong number calls to my home? B-52 bombers** After the fourth wrong number in a row, it would certainly be tempting… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/800 "2012-06-11T21:45:09Z")
**Poll: Are you better off than your parents? Why is there a crawfish living in my basement?** Alright, you’re **not** better off than your parents. \*\*Tourists in US: complaining about food Where should my family travel to in your state? \*\* Inner city Cleveland, around 2 a.m. There’ll be lots of nice folks to help you find a well-cooked meal. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=39) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=41)