# Springing the new Sequential Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 41

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2012, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/801 "2012-06-12T02:50:35Z")

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**All you Zimmerman-lovers in the Great Debates thread are…  
Antonio Vivaldi, RIP 1741. Someone tell YouTube about this.**

Vivaldi lives! And he’s a Doper!

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2012, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/802 "2012-06-12T09:01:04Z")

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**Fictional characters who love to read for pleasure  
So why _do_ you like to read?**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2012, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/803 "2012-06-12T12:25:04Z")

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**What’s the least academic thing you’ve managed to get into a Serious Academic Paper or Presentation?  
Camping and Hiking in Scotland (Advice Needed)**

“Inquiries about the molecular structure of quackgrass elucidated herein should be directed to the lead author. And oh by the way, he’s going to Scotland on a camping trip and needs advice on slug repellent.”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2012, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/804 "2012-06-12T12:30:32Z")

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\*\*What’s your “doing it” music?  
Songs with very famous backup singers  
\*\*  
“I always feel like somebody’s watching me.”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2012, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/805 "2012-06-12T15:19:42Z")

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\*\* All you Zimmerman-lovers in the Great Debates thread are…  
Mea Culpa: George Zimmerman case\*\*

And another promising rant is short-circuited prematurely. ☹

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2012, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/806 "2012-06-12T18:19:06Z")

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**Extremeely basic programming question.  
Deodorizing a Moose Shed?**

I think that’s a hardware problem.

**Talking to your unborn baby- about what?  
Tourists in US: complaining about food**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2012, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/807 "2012-06-12T18:37:49Z")

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**Who will be the new Secretary of Commerce?  
Perfect being punishes its imperfect creation?**

Baaad Secretary of Commerce! Perfect Being is gonna get a _new_ cabinet member.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/808 "2012-06-13T12:44:10Z")

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\*\*Why aren’t there more hard drives with transparent covers?  
My house is too dusty!  
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How dusty is it? It’s so dusty you can’t see through the transparent covers!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/809 "2012-06-13T14:56:17Z")

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\*\*What Happens to People Who Don’t Bathe?  
My house is too dusty!  
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You’re tracking dust everywhere? Eww!

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/810 "2012-06-13T17:53:53Z")

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\*\*Odd things I learned researching genealogy  
Pepe is the most international name (amusing google search) \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/811 "2012-06-13T18:55:21Z")

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**What do you do with your awesome God powers?  
Please help: Cat won’t stop peeing.**

That’s too trivial for my awesome God powers. Besides, I’m busy keeping the dog from taking a dump under the dining room table.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/812 "2012-06-13T22:07:40Z")

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\*\*Wimmens! PLEASE Mark Stuff Us Guys Ain’t Supposed To Eat…  
So, a Dingo did take her baby?  
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Yep, it wasn’t marked “Don’t eat”.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/813 "2012-06-14T12:28:28Z")

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\*\*Concept Of Extinction?  
How ancient people counted with their hands \*\*

“Og count dinosaur on fingers, this week no dinosaur! How Og count now?”

\*\* The neighbor’s parenting drives my wife crazy  
So, a Dingo did take her baby?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/814 "2012-06-14T14:13:23Z")

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**Re: Should you not throw rice at weddings because birds swallow it and explode?  
Aged Angus Beef**

Tossing flank steaks at the happy couple - a grand new tradition.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/815 "2012-06-14T14:18:26Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> **Re: Should you not throw rice at weddings because birds swallow it and explode?  
> Aged Angus Beef**
> 
> Tossing flank steaks at the happy couple - a grand new tradition.

It’s all great fun, until someone loses an Eye Round

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/816 "2012-06-14T17:11:49Z")

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\*\*What do you do with eye round steaks?  
Help me rejuvinate my beef jerky! \*\*

Oh, honey, once it’s jerky-fied, there’s no going back.

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/817 "2012-06-14T17:53:24Z")

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\*\*My heart is broken.  
What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever done? \*\*

Now I’m very misty-eyed. ☹

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**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/818 "2012-06-14T18:00:08Z")

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> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> \*\*My heart is broken.  
> What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever done? \*\*
> 
> Now I’m very misty-eyed. ☹

☹

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/819 "2012-06-14T18:04:44Z")

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**Ways your kids are currently driving you crazy?  
After 115 years, the snoring finally gets to be too much**

Klingon parenting - it’s not for everyone.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/820 "2012-06-14T18:55:01Z")

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\*\*Home owners associations - there must be some limit to what they can do   
What do you do with your awesome God powers? \*\*

No, there is no limit to what they can do.

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