# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 42
**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/821 "2012-06-15T00:10:20Z")
**Obnoxious things to teach a 3 year old [NEED ANSWER FAST]** **Ways your kids are currently driving you crazy?** ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/822 "2012-06-15T11:10:15Z")
\*\*What do you do with your awesome God powers? I have a Jeopardy! audition next month… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/823 "2012-06-15T12:08:31Z")
**Nerdy Confessions Playing Civ II game for 10 years!** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/824 "2012-06-15T12:37:46Z")
\*\*EEWWWW-make sure your squid is well cooked Yay … damn VAGINA. VAGINA. Vaaaaagina. \*\* Even more appropriate if you read the first thread: > **[EEWWWW-make sure your squid is well cooked](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=655318)** > > Or at least dead dead dead. Not for the squimish. Link safe for work but ewwww again. http://now.msn.com/now/0614-squid-semen-mouth.aspx ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/825 "2012-06-15T16:27:22Z")
\*\* What do you do with your awesome God powers? Sharp, tho mild pains…seemingly on outer surface of cranium, etc…\*\* “Mess with me, mere mortal, and you shall suffer sharp tho mild pains! Bwa-ha-ha!” Sorry Jehovah, you’re losing it. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/826 "2012-06-15T20:19:20Z")
**Best off line long term storage solution for digital photos? Tying a rope to wood beam.** A simple yet elegant solution. And no monthly fee. ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/827 "2012-06-15T21:55:24Z")
**What happens to people who don’t bathe? How do I kill the fungus in my shoe?** Erg. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/828 "2012-06-15T22:26:53Z")
**Help me learn to camp cook? What do you cook while camping? How? VAGINA. VAGINA. Vaaaaagina.** Double Erg. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2012, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/829 "2012-06-16T21:05:12Z")
**Everyone on Earth to get their sexual orientation reversed. Can you handle it? Can the world? VAGINA. VAGINA. Vaaaaagina.** I guess you’re prepared! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2012, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/830 "2012-06-16T21:52:06Z")
**The child I put up for adoption 26 years ago has found me. VAGINA. VAGINA. Vaaaaagina.** “OK, it was 26 years ago–I remember coming out of it…Here kitty kitty kitty!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2012, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/831 "2012-06-17T01:30:28Z")
\*\*One of the Geekiest Songs Evah VAGINA. VAGINA. Vaaaaagina \*\* Pretty fruitful thread, that vagina. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2012, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/832 "2012-06-17T02:07:21Z")
**Has anyone seen any Romney bumper stickers or yard signs? Romney’s Coming . . . .** And he is not going to be happy. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2012, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/833 "2012-06-17T09:12:01Z")
**My Aunt died Fairly simple math problem** You have two aunts. One of them dies. How many aunts do you have left? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2012, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/834 "2012-06-17T13:48:30Z")
**All those gears on bicycles Needs help with an injured bunny fast** For starters, stop pedaling. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2012, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/835 "2012-06-17T14:28:45Z")
**What Happens to People Who Don’t Bathe? What Was The “White Star Lines” Ticketing Policy in 1912?** The untold story of why so many people didn’t make it into the lifeboats. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2012, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/836 "2012-06-17T16:38:55Z")
**Give me last minute travel advice Walking across Niagara on a tightrope** Luggage might be problematic. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/837 "2012-06-18T00:35:36Z")
\*\*Help me with my overly religious and bigoted dad My father is mad at me because of the fact that I listen to a song praising A. Hitler \*\* I dunno; I think your dad kinda has a point on that one. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/838 "2012-06-18T08:29:01Z")
**Meeting a longtime friend in real life. How do I alleviate family concerns? Nerdy Confessions** “We met on a Harry Potter fanfic e-mail list. We’re gonna get together and just hang out, maybe do some LARPing.” Hmmm…dunno how much that will alleviate things. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/839 "2012-06-18T12:51:13Z")
**Should Christians Be Forced to Photograph Gay Weddings? Would Christians Who Are Against Birth Control Be Okay With This? Boxing and Christianity - are they compatible?** With your faith and a good right cross, you’re unstoppable. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/840 "2012-06-18T15:38:21Z")
\*\*What Happens to People Who Don’t Bathe? Corporations declared to be people? Huh? \*\* What happens to corporations that don’t bathe? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=41) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=43)