# Springing the new Sequential Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 43

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/841 "2012-06-18T16:37:24Z")

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**Another men’s toilet etiquette thread.  
Tell me about telescopes.**

No reasonable man’s going to give you grief for inadvertently seeing what you shouldn’t have seen, but I think you’re j-u-u-u-u-st crossing the line here.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/842 "2012-06-18T17:58:06Z")

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Separated by one:  
\*\* The King is dead. (Rodney King dead at 47)

I was told this man on this money is the King of Canada, but I don’t know…  
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No, he was King of California

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/843 "2012-06-18T19:56:39Z")

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**Toenail fungus (eww!)  
Tell me about telescopes.**

Turn the telescope around, and it looks a lot less eww.

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**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2012, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/844 "2012-06-19T01:19:50Z")

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\*\*Y’know, I could really go for 100 Slim Jims about now

Heard the Rumor that Obama Is Putting Pot Legalization on the Table?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2012, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/845 "2012-06-19T06:43:32Z")

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\*\*What is your natural sleep pattern?  
Falling Skies Two Hour Season 2 Priemere 6/17 \*\*

A real snoozefest, apparently

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2012, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/846 "2012-06-19T16:12:21Z")

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**The Rodney King beating: what should have done instead?  
East Sea vs Sea of Japan**

Putting Rodney in a bottle and setting him afloat in the Sea of Japan _seems_ like a good alternative, but he would’ve drifted back to California eventually.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2012, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/847 "2012-06-19T17:14:20Z")

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\*\*Very Annoying Racial Myths. Discuss it.  
Are redheads sexy: males and females \*\*

This is a myth I’d like to test with Kari Byron.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2012, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/848 "2012-06-19T19:49:43Z")

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**Tell me about your crappy driving mistakes  
The sad tale of a stupid man with a deformed 100-pound scrotum**

It was a perfectly formed 100-pound scrotum before I ran over it :(.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2012, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/849 "2012-06-19T19:58:06Z")

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> [@Nobody](#):
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> **Tell me about your crappy driving mistakes  
> The sad tale of a stupid man with a deformed 100-pound scrotum**
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> It was a perfectly formed 100-pound scrotum before I ran over it :(.

I tried to stop, but my scrotum got caught under the brake pedal!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2012, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/850 "2012-06-19T20:34:48Z")

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**I have Norwalk virus  
I embody the history of the Automat!**

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**Author:** ![rivulus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/839c29/32.png) [@rivulus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rivulus)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/851 "2012-06-20T02:19:14Z")

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**Why do we flat out reject CT’s? [Conspiracy Theories]**  
**9/11 was an inside job**

I guess not everybody, flat out.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/852 "2012-06-20T02:41:03Z")

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\*\* Wow, selling the car on craigslist was easy

1928 Mercedes - found after 60 years in a garage  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/853 "2012-06-20T12:12:56Z")

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**Help with changing my prices  
Kim Jong Un’s pleasure women**

Uh, better stick with “free”.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/854 "2012-06-20T16:06:19Z")

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The Summer Solstice is today. Might be time for someone to start a Summer sequential thread.

Just sayin’.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/855 "2012-06-20T17:38:25Z")

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\*\*ask the person who spent friday and saturday morrning in a cell in a britiish police station  
Coitus Eternatus \*\*

Sounds like hard time.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/856 "2012-06-20T18:30:44Z")

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\*\*I’m pregnant? What!!!  
The sad tale of a stupid man with a deformed 100-pound scrotum  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/857 "2012-06-20T18:38:57Z")

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\*\*Help me decide what color to paint my house

Are redheads sexy: males and females  
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Red?

\*\* I’m pregnant? What!!!

Coitus Eternatus  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/858 "2012-06-20T19:27:25Z")

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**Could a modern nurse choose to wear a classic vintage nurse outfit like this if she chose to?  
More stupid questions - hospitalization after car crash**

Yes, it is stupid to demand to be taken care of by a nurse wearing a “classic vintage nurse outfit”.

**Hosni Mubarak has been declared clinically dead  
The sad tale of a stupid man with a deformed 100-pound scrotum**

Why am I hearing this to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies” theme song?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/859 "2012-06-20T19:58:43Z")

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\*\*You are transported through time to prehistory…

I’ve thought of a highly unethical money making scam. But would it be illegal?  
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Cavemen don’t even know where Nigeria IS!

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2012, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/860 "2012-06-21T13:25:48Z")

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\*\*What does it take for a very basic bar to succeed?  
Pole Vaulting records \*\*

There won’t be many tips, but you’ll stay in place at least

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