# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/81 "2012-02-21T15:24:51Z")
**Most tasteless thing about Whitney’s Funeral? The death of the most interesting man in the world?** “I don’t always get loaded on beer, fall into the punch bowl and drown, but when I do it’s on Dos Equis.” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/82 "2012-02-21T15:50:29Z")
\*\*Do People Usually Have Obituaries? An observation on having fractured a couple of toes \*\* Being a little dramatic, aren’t we? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/83 "2012-02-21T19:58:54Z")
\*\*Accidental freebies through the post. Colonoscopy advice \*\* Man, you wouldn’t believe what happened to me when I opened the mailbox… ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/84 "2012-02-21T20:17:20Z")
**In honor of the Simpsons 500th episode… Colbert Report abruptly suspends production** Well that’s nice and all, but seeing as how the Simpsons is on the weekend and the Colbert Report is on weekdays it really wasn’t necessary. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/85 "2012-02-22T02:17:19Z")
**Any experience with sofa covers? Pushing Too Hard at the Gym?** You’re doing it wrong! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/86 "2012-02-22T03:10:36Z")
**How do you deal with your car in the shop if you live alone Help Me Buy A Pistol!** Carjacking can be fun, but really it’s less stressful to take the bus. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/87 "2012-02-22T13:30:38Z")
\*\* What is the most elaborate conspiracy ever actually discovered? Mysterious metallic object between flaps on Boeing 757 \*\* Oh, that’s the chemtrail dispensers. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/88 "2012-02-22T15:34:53Z")
**Most tasteless thing about Whitney’s Funeral? Japanese Internment** Yeah. Look, I understand that Bobby Brown needed their seats, but locking up all the Japanese guests in the basement? That’s just going too far. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/89 "2012-02-22T18:14:47Z")
**A question about Snowball Earth: was there enough water? What’s wrong with our water?** I only asked if there was enough! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/90 "2012-02-22T19:29:20Z")
**Really weird, mysteriance occurances Why are beds elevated?** You dummy, “The Exorcist” is just a _movie_. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/91 "2012-02-23T02:08:29Z")
\*\*Is there a tactful way to tell someone that they have bad breath? Strangers in the office \*\* “Hi, I don’t work here but someone in one of the neighboring cubicles asked me to tell you that you really, really need to use mouthwash.” ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/92 "2012-02-23T12:46:18Z")
**How often do you get caught staring where you shouldn’t? Most tasteless thing about Whitney’s Funeral?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/93 "2012-02-23T12:54:02Z")
Separated by one right now: \*\*Poll: Ladies: skirt pulled up or down when using the toilet? Potty Privacy! \*\* Yeah! They shouldn’t be taking that Poll! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/94 "2012-02-23T13:04:31Z")
\*\*Just got a giant ass flat screen. Any must see movies? Nude scenes by actresses you don’t expect to go nude \*\* What? Oh, I’m sorry, I misheard you. I thought you said “I want to see a giant ass on my flat screen”. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/95 "2012-02-23T13:58:54Z")
Now they’re after the guys! \*\*Potty Privacy! Poll: Gentlemen: How do you wee? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/96 "2012-02-23T16:48:10Z")
**Why is it that the super-rich are given breaks? Potty Privacy!** Yeah! That’s why I’ve joined the “Occupy Warren Buffett’s Toilet” movement. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/97 "2012-02-24T02:04:08Z")
**Train commuting in the U.S. and around the world? A cow can climb up stairs…** Great, but they still take up too much space on the subway. Let 'em van-pool. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/98 "2012-02-24T03:33:40Z")
**What is your greatest fear aside from death? Throwing rice at weddings.** What can I say, I’m a [gamophobe](http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/gamophobia)\*and \*an [oryzaphobe](http://www.chacha.com/question/what-is-the-name-for-the-fear-of-rice). ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/99 "2012-02-24T13:36:51Z")
**Our cat is VERY affectionate Dopers, I need your relationship advice!** You must be firm, and tell her you’re not ready to take it to the next level. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/100 "2012-02-24T15:13:49Z")
**Our cat is VERY affectionate Tell me about your affair?** That’s it…I’m calling PETA! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=6)