# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/101 "2012-02-24T15:25:18Z")
**What is your greatest fear aside from death? Strangers in the office** Did I tell you about my social phobias? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/102 "2012-02-24T16:09:40Z")
\*\*Thing you just can’t seem to find on the internet Pandas and Evolution \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/103 "2012-02-24T17:10:20Z")
\*\*Throwing rice at weddings. I was threatened? \*\* I wouldn’t worry until they started throwing fruit. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/104 "2012-02-24T17:47:21Z")
**When can children be allowed to roam on their own Strangers in the office** If they’re over 18 and employed there, they aren’t really children or strangers, are they? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/105 "2012-02-24T20:18:42Z")
**Poll: Gentlemen: How do you wee? Throwing rice at weddings.** “But I thought she _wanted_ a bridal shower…” ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/106 "2012-02-24T20:59:50Z")
\*\*A Very Odd Phone Call Lasagna: corner, middle, or edge? \*\* Those telemarketers need to know everything! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2012, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/107 "2012-02-25T03:02:55Z")
**Pile o’ Pubes on the Toilet Seat Bad Names, Business Edition** “I don’t know _why_ our new restaurant isn’t getting any customers!” ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2012, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/108 "2012-02-25T18:29:36Z")
**The Road, what caused the end of the world? Harmonica Virgins** Well, it’s a bit of a stretch, but since it wasn’t really specified in the book, sure, why not? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2012, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/109 "2012-02-25T18:59:53Z")
**Do my homework for me! (Job application, short essay answer) Why did/do you own guns?** “To keep the jackholes in line. Next question?” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2012, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/110 "2012-02-25T21:58:02Z")
**Will we ever encounter a multisexed sentient species? Is it “cheating” to sleep with someone else while “on a break” from a relationship?** Define “someone else”. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2012, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/111 "2012-02-25T22:25:53Z")
**Why did/do you own guns? Preliminary dog research** Well, that’s _one_ way to put it… ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2012, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/112 "2012-02-26T01:40:56Z")
**Scared of dentist… Why did/do you own guns?** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2012, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/113 "2012-02-26T02:35:30Z")
**Why is the US behind educationally? Government-sanctioned rape?** That does tend to produce an inferior learning environment. **Why did/do you own guns? Pushing Too Hard at the Gym?** “I said I’m %&@$# _tired of lifting these stupid weights!_” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2012, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/114 "2012-02-26T03:51:45Z")
\*\*What is your greatest fear aside from death? Scared of dentist… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2012, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/115 "2012-02-26T07:18:59Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > \*\*What is your greatest fear aside from death? > Scared of dentist… \*\* **Scared of dentist… Help Me Buy A Pistol!** I don’t think that’s the best way to deal with your fear. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2012, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/116 "2012-02-26T08:08:27Z")
**Fictional things that became real Feud erupts between Chris Brown and CM Punk** ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2012, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/117 "2012-02-26T08:41:20Z")
**Going to Ireland! Help Me Buy A Pistol!** I _really_ [wouldn’t recommend that](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Erskine_Childers#Civil_War_and_death). ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2012, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/118 "2012-02-26T16:45:00Z")
**The Roman Catholic Church on Viagra? They’re coming for your Plan-B** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2012, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/119 "2012-02-26T16:50:20Z")
**Help Me Buy A Pistol! I love L.A.!** ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2012, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/120 "2012-02-26T17:11:22Z")
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