# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2012, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/121 "2012-02-26T19:31:31Z")
**I will never have to buy another birthday gift for my husband! Birthday SQUEEE!** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/122 "2012-02-27T03:19:46Z")
\*\* I am gob-smacked by the impossibly gorgeous Cold birds in NYC\*\* I love it when cold birds are dressed well. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/123 "2012-02-27T19:30:57Z")
From the main forum page: \*\*How does crack compare to… Your Best Job… \*\* No contest. Gimme that rock. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/124 "2012-02-27T20:40:45Z")
\*\*Dear Diary, A Fat Naked Woman Stomped on my WindShield Today. Stuff your better half does that drives you crazy \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/125 "2012-02-27T21:00:47Z")
\*\*Your Best Job Search/Interview Tips Ask the Freemason \*\* Hint 1: learn the secret handshake. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/126 "2012-02-27T22:51:29Z")
**Poll for men and women - sitting and sexual preference I think my brother is bisexual** He sits funny. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2012, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/127 "2012-02-28T13:36:59Z")
\*\*Why is my cat chewing my charger cord and how can I get him to stop? Canadian humor? \*\* “Eh, get away from my charger cord or I’ll ship you to Catnuckistan.” “…mrrrrow.” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2012, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/128 "2012-02-28T15:09:43Z")
\*\* …Yeah, I’m dating an older woman. Get over it. I am frustrated by my mother \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2012, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/129 "2012-02-28T16:12:39Z")
\*\* Straight Men & Sexual Thoughts I think my brother is bisexual \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2012, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/130 "2012-02-28T16:42:52Z")
**Canadian humor? I think my brother is bisexual** I saw him drinking a micro-brew, eh. I asked him about Nanaimo bars, and he said he’d serve wine. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2012, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/131 "2012-02-28T18:38:58Z")
\*\* 99% douchebag Thing you just can’t seem to find on the internet \*\* Seriously? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2012, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/132 "2012-02-28T19:21:08Z")
\*\*Stupid Santorumisms I hope you choke on all that goat cock, countertop fabricators. \*\* Almost threw up when I heard that one. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2012, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/133 "2012-02-28T19:26:03Z")
**Things the Police tell you about your neighbourhood. Are sloths dangerous?** “They’re hanging out on the West Side now. Remember to keep a fast pace.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2012, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/134 "2012-02-28T21:14:39Z")
\*\* Thanks to Stephen King . . . Read my scary story or go to hell! \*\* 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2012, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/135 "2012-02-28T21:48:28Z")
**RCC cardinal says they’ll shut down all hospitals if they have to No life or short life?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/136 "2012-02-29T15:18:04Z")
**340 Ton Boulder Heading For Los Angeles! Gay Guys Celebrate 31st Anniversary Today!** You know, Rick Santorum predicted this… ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/137 "2012-02-29T16:05:57Z")
**Hemicorporectomy Cut in Half to Live February / March Weight Loss Thread** I’ve lost half my weight! Top that! ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/138 "2012-02-29T19:33:13Z")
\*\*Thanks to Stephen King . . . How much should it cost to replace a cracked taillight? \*\* Surely Mr. King should be the one paying ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/139 "2012-02-29T20:48:14Z")
\*\*What are the manliest moments in movie history? Hmm - is that a new purse or Doctor Manhattan’s weiner? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/140 "2012-02-29T22:52:51Z")
\*\*Co-Parenting with a Child Molester… advice needed Divorce advice needed… \*\* And the sooner the better. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=8)