# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/141 "2012-02-29T23:09:24Z")
**Why do gunowners own guns only because “they have the right to”? Done being polite on the trail, or, fuck you asshole mountain bikers.** “Since this is a .44 Magnum and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Should I yield the right of way on this trail?” ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/142 "2012-02-29T23:19:15Z")
> [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](#): > > \*\*Thanks to Stephen King . . . > How much should it cost to replace a cracked taillight? \*\* > > Surely Mr. King should be the one paying I thought that guy drove into him straight on, not backed into him. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/143 "2012-02-29T23:26:55Z")
Things YOU do that drive your better half crazy Tell me about a time you had to let go of a job you were offered Things your better half does that amazes you Just Re-discovered “The Straight Dope” Website… ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2012, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/144 "2012-03-01T03:05:07Z")
\*\*an adult threatened my son with violence from his son who is a minor Help Me Buy A Pistol! \*\* Really? Don’t you think this is a little hasty??? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2012, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/145 "2012-03-01T08:14:49Z")
**Why did/do you own guns? Boyfriend doesn’t trust any men out there.** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2012, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/146 "2012-03-01T13:45:16Z")
\*\*What would be the best way to refute this statement? I think my brother is bisexual \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2012, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/147 "2012-03-01T14:49:23Z")
\*\*I am gob-smacked by the impossibly gorgeous Just Re-discovered “The Straight Dope” Website… \*\* You’re welcome. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2012, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/148 "2012-03-01T15:23:07Z")
**Andrew Breitbart Dies I will never have to buy another birthday gift for my husband!** I am sorry for your loss, Mrs. Breitbart. And congratulations. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2012, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/149 "2012-03-01T16:18:57Z")
**What are the womanest(?) moments in movie history? Spreading hard butter on soft bread** Hey, that’s my favorite scene in _Diehard VI: Going To Lunch_. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2012, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/150 "2012-03-01T17:47:08Z")
\*\*My work spammed itself. A bone-chilling coincidence \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2012, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/151 "2012-03-02T00:34:42Z")
**Words you learned from the SDMB “Periwinkle”?** ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2012, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/152 "2012-03-02T08:43:44Z")
**So, who wants to help me surprise my kid? Colonoscopy advice** Little Billy’s birthday bash ended with a surprise twist. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2012, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/153 "2012-03-02T12:37:20Z")
\*\* Best beer experience Is Sam Adams beer really that special, relatively speaking? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2012, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/154 "2012-03-02T12:57:09Z")
\*\* Looking for an apartment - Give me advice Colonoscopy advice \*\* My advice is: Have the colonoscopy done at the hospital, not in your apartment. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2012, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/155 "2012-03-02T14:04:44Z")
\*\*Things that make you feel stupid Shapeshifting Octopus \*\* I can’t even shape-shift to _one_ other form. (sniff!) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2012, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/156 "2012-03-02T16:16:46Z")
**Giraffe Board is down Things that make you feel stupid And Giraffe Boards are down again …** The stupidity, I can’t stand it! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2012, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/157 "2012-03-02T18:45:01Z")
\*\*Why are porn stars following me? Colonoscopy advice \*\* Yup, stop tweeting lurid descriptions of your colonoscopy and they’ll stop following you. ---
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2012, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/158 "2012-03-02T22:51:59Z")
\*\*Things that make you feel stupid To Live With Insanity\*\* ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/159 "2012-03-03T15:28:08Z")
\*\*Symptoms of laziness Why can’t I just be a slacker? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/160 "2012-03-03T16:24:12Z")
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