# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/161 "2012-03-03T16:44:33Z")
\*\*Dracula-to-English Translation, Anyone? Ah’ve a hankerin’ fer sum frah’d chikkin! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/162 "2012-03-03T17:55:40Z")
**What is this thing I found in a can of salmon? Steve Jobs quote** “You will experience great good fortune, but only if you buy an Ipad.” Jeez, the things Apple will do to make money. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/163 "2012-03-04T01:10:22Z")
**340 Ton Boulder Heading For Los Angeles! And Giraffe Boards are down again …** It, um, might take a while to get the server up & running again. \*\*Any mental health illness experiences that you’d be willing to let me use in a talk at work? Straight Men & Sexual Thoughts \*\* Now that’s going a bit far…and on a totally unrelated subject, what’s the best way to store 68 terabytes of porn? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/164 "2012-03-04T06:23:35Z")
\*\*I am gob-smacked by the impossibly gorgeous Shapeshifting Octopus \*\* It’s amazing, it does a perfect Jessica Rabbit imitation! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/165 "2012-03-04T06:25:16Z")
\*\*Words you learned from the SDMB “Periwinkle”? \*\* Yeah, that’s one. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/166 "2012-03-04T16:40:22Z")
**Comic Strips you love, and love to hate Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia** It’s gotta be better than _The Family Circus_. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/167 "2012-03-04T20:07:20Z")
**Your favorite TV characters of all time The Bachelor** Guess there’s no accounting for taste. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/168 "2012-03-05T06:34:22Z")
Carnac the Magnificent says; **A trend away from answering “yes” or "no"** _opens the envelope_ **Symptoms of laziness** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/169 "2012-03-05T14:06:36Z")
\*\*Obama’s 2nd term: what will be the GOP’s top goal? Extreme Couponing \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/170 "2012-03-05T15:54:48Z")
\*\*What’s “can’t miss” on a short vacation to Phoenix? Explain the allure of hiring a prostitute? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/171 "2012-03-05T18:38:48Z")
\*\* Bacon? Bacon jam! Wow, Did I Read THAT Wrong! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/172 "2012-03-05T19:20:45Z")
\*\*What products should be more popular than they are? Straight guys, are you turned off by hetero porn? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/173 "2012-03-05T22:58:31Z")
\*\*Poll: Are you planning to vote for GOP candidate/against Obama in '12? Explain the allure of hiring a prostitute? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/174 "2012-03-05T23:22:34Z")
\*\*Mickey Dolenz IS Newt Gingrich Were the Monkees Faking It? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/175 "2012-03-05T23:24:02Z")
\*\*My hero: Man silences cell phones on Philadelphia bus Cell Phones in the Bathroom \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/176 "2012-03-05T23:45:41Z")
\*\*Is It Possible To Turn a White Person Black? Ask the person from a small, but not _really_ tiny country (Norway) \*\* OK. “Er det mulig å snu en hvit person svart? (Is ït pøssible to türn a white persøn blåck?)” ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2012, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/177 "2012-03-06T01:46:11Z")
\*\*Men: Your rectal exams: Ever had a lady doctor do it? Are male gynecologists professionals or perverts?–this guy says “Perverts!”\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2012, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/178 "2012-03-06T01:51:19Z")
\*\*I wanted to do useful things today, but… I’m off to see a giant rock.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2012, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/179 "2012-03-06T03:17:57Z")
**Where’d you have your wedding? Explain the allure of hiring a prostitute?** “But honey, I thought you’d _love_ having her jump out of the wedding cake!” ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2012, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/180 "2012-03-06T05:48:52Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > \*\*Is It Possible To Turn a White Person Black? > Ask the person from a small, but not _really_ tiny country (Norway) > \*\* > > OK. “Er det mulig å snu en hvit person svart? (Is ït pøssible to türn a white persøn blåck?)” You’re very close, but what you actually said was: “Is it possible to turn a white person around and keep the payment under the table?” Which, I suppose, isn’t a sentence you’ll need all that often in everyday conversation. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=10)