# Springs1 lives!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springs1-lives/812520>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 16, 2018, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springs1-lives/812520 "2018-04-16T16:42:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2018, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springs1-lives/812520/1 "2018-04-16T16:42:19Z")

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I was casually reading the comments on this page

> **[Ask The Salty Waitress: Can I Complain When Our Food Doesn't Arrive All At Once?](https://www.thetakeout.com/ask-the-salty-waitress-can-i-complain-when-our-food-do-1825222176/)**
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> Dear Salty,

when a couple of screens down I came upon this:

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> It’s actually servers who want to put the blame on the kitchen ALL the DAMN TIME. I am tired of servers LYING about whose fault something is. If I have something wrong with my order from my own server and I could **SEE** it _ **WITHOUT** _\* touching my food, then the server is at fault for _ **SERVING** _ it wrong. It’s actually 2 mistakes in one, first the item is obviously wrong they can see without touching the food and it causes a UNNECESSARY DELAY with your food.

and so on. The screed continues, paragraph after heavily asterisked capped paragraphs, screensful after screensful. And then the post ends with “Continued next post:”!!!

Which it does for further screens full of posts, and then many more as she and other commenter launch into outright war. I haven’t read it all yet – I do not know if ‘improper’ refills of beverages be dealt with yet – but I thought I’d spread the good news that our long lost Springs1 is alive and well and still off her meds.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2018, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springs1-lives/812520/2 "2018-04-16T20:35:40Z")

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I was hoping that someone, somewhere had seen Spring. ☹