# Springtime for Hitler on the SDMB **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 28, 2001, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springtime-for-hitler-on-the-sdmb/78620 "2001-08-28T23:09:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Rodd\_Hill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Rodd\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodd_Hill)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springtime-for-hitler-on-the-sdmb/78620/21 "2001-08-29T03:34:32Z")
“Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.” “That’s exactly why we want to produce this play. To show the world the true Hitler, the Hitler you loved, the Hitler you knew, the Hitler with a song in his heart!” ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springtime-for-hitler-on-the-sdmb/78620/22 "2001-08-29T04:02:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gobear \* > I give a flower to the garbage man > He throws my girlfriend in the garbage can! > He throws my flower in the sewer > with the yuck running through-a Anyone else start singing this to “Return to Sender” and then realize the two didn’t fit **at all**? [sub]Sorry to sully your thread, just had to share that.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springtime-for-hitler-on-the-sdmb/78620/23 "2001-08-29T04:46:17Z")
**German Aryan** (Sung to the tune of “Western Union”) \*Things went strange today Bad news came my way They crossed that line And it blew my mind German Aryan man Took over the Sudetenland Knocking at the door Wants more more and more Fifteen panzers make them bleed An Austrian lunatic to lead When you hear the 88s roar Think you’ll throw you on the floor Got your invasion just today Killed my Jews, I’ve got to say, hey (…hey) German Aryan Ja-ja-ja-ja-ja ja-ja-ja-ja-ja Ja-ja-ja-ja-ja ja-ja-ja-ja-ja\* ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springtime-for-hitler-on-the-sdmb/78620/24 "2001-08-29T05:16:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rodd Hill \* > **"The Yanks are ‘Lease-Lending’ your women. Their pockets full of cash and no work to do, the boys from overseas are having the time of their lives in Merry Old England. And what young woman, single or married, could resist such handsome brute from the wide open spaces to have dinner with, a cocktail at some night-club, and afterwards…** …the mazurka! ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springtime-for-hitler-on-the-sdmb/78620/25 "2001-08-29T05:25:09Z")
i think dick shawn’s hitler is the fuckin funniest movie part ever. wheres my goebbels, wheres my little joey? ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springtime-for-hitler-on-the-sdmb/78620/26 "2001-08-29T14:03:24Z")
“Hitler was a better dancer than Churchill, he had great legs! And what’s more, he was a better painter than Churchill too. In one day he could do a whole apartment. Two coats!” And now, to prove my endless devotion to Mel Brooks, I will post two songs that he (I’m lying) passed on for his latest broadway run of “The Producers”. (Is anyone besides me totally overjoyed that he swept the Tony’s with a record breaking 15 of them?) “That’s A War, Eh?” [sup]_Sung to the tune of “That’s Amore”_ [/sup] With blonde wives and long knives, we will suffer no racial dilution. With a smile and seig heil, we will end all this cultural pollution. Kristalnacht and luftwaffe, will reach the final solution. That’s the way that it goes, we’ll take your jewels and clothes, that’s a war, eh? And furthermore: Sung to the tune of “Finiculi, Finicula” Jew boys, gypsies, perverts short and tall, miscreants, deviants, we will kill them all. Obliterate, exterminate and cremate… Turn them into soap so we can wash the master race, (heil!). Yes, I’m demented. Old news. Nothing to see here folks, now move along… ---
**Author:** ![that\_darn\_cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@that\_darn\_cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/that_darn_cat)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springtime-for-hitler-on-the-sdmb/78620/27 "2001-08-29T14:20:58Z")
_Come on, all Germans, let’s dance!_ ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springtime-for-hitler-on-the-sdmb/78620/28 "2001-08-29T14:24:35Z")
Goebell’s Gerbil, will you stop by the “Tony Soprano evil?” thread and see what’s what? I mentioned that I found powerful men sexy and not an hour later someone said, “WAS HITLER SEXY?” It was the quickest Godwin invocation I’ve ever experienced in all my months here. jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springtime-for-hitler-on-the-sdmb/78620/29 "2001-08-29T14:58:47Z")
“… that’s why we Heil (ptfbbb!) Heil (ptfbbb!) right in der fuhrer’s face…” boids… filty, dirty, stinkin’ boids… ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springtime-for-hitler-on-the-sdmb/78620/30 "2001-08-29T15:21:32Z")
Big smile! Big Smile! ---
**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springtime-for-hitler-on-the-sdmb/78620/31 "2001-08-29T17:50:21Z")
**Goebbels’ Gerbil responds:** In reality **jarbabyj** , which was actually the thread, to which I responded indirectly in my post over. Possibly I was not so express, as I intended. This mongrelized language is apart-run substantial from that of the Master Race. Instead of you disturb those people, which complete such fine work, in order to bring the return out of National Socialism, I think that it would be more appropriate, to communicate link here so that all see. So, we can monitor the progress of the return of Hitler, without hindering it. Kandidat Ein: [Yeah? How about Hitler? Was he sexy?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=83980) Ach. Must confesse I that, were circumstances unavoidable, I must kneel before mein Fuhrer to relieve him of the burden of manhood, I would hesitate not to perform my duty. Winke, winke. ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springtime-for-hitler-on-the-sdmb/78620/32 "2001-08-30T12:46:55Z")
I hate to bring this fine Nazi thread back to the OP, but when I read it, my first thought was “A student invasion of the SDMB? It can’t be that bad.” I was wrong. I was wrong. I was wrong. I’ve been truly appalled by some of the goings-on lately. Get thee to a chat room people. [sub](I fell on my keys)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springtime-for-hitler-on-the-sdmb/78620/33 "2001-08-30T13:45:44Z")
Ich liebe meine bier! ---
**Author:** ![Syzygy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Syzygy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syzygy)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springtime-for-hitler-on-the-sdmb/78620/34 "2001-08-30T14:11:50Z")
“Are we not der supermen? Aryan pure supermen! Ja we ist der supermen, Super-duper supermen!” ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springtime-for-hitler-on-the-sdmb/78620/35 "2001-08-30T14:11:53Z")
Ah, danke Goebel’s Gerbil. danke schoen. You are indeed a font of wisdom, efficiency and cold calculation, that does your superiors proud. Although, we must all admit, your superiors are few in number. frau jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springtime-for-hitler-on-the-sdmb/78620/36 "2001-08-30T20:30:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sofa King \* > \*\* Say hi, GG… Otherwise, GG is going to be posting all over the place. \*\* Hi. Hey, listen, I try to post only the highest quality drivel on these pages and never once have I mentioned Hitler. oops. Bye. ---
**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springtime-for-hitler-on-the-sdmb/78620/37 "2001-08-30T20:55:45Z")
**Goebbels’ Gerbil says:** Incomprehensible is it to my racially superior mind, how a discussion can lead from the primitive aboriginals of the lesser continental mass to an argument over French hygeine. Seems nevertheless, one cannot mention the habitsbathing of the weak-determined and impure Punchingbeutel neighboring the Aryan without homage paying the NSDAP. Kandidat zwei: [Wooly Mammoths, Smelly French, and Nazis](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=82756) While I permit that the musk of a space packed mit fully sweating ubermensch a can lead to the feelings of subservience disciplined, such is impossible a thing in the company the effeminate Frenchmen. Another example of their Inferiority. ( **gigi** : before it becomes expedient for me to release Sofa King from his bindings, I shall punish him severely for you and me alike offending.) ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springtime-for-hitler-on-the-sdmb/78620/38 "2001-08-30T23:18:26Z")
_shakes head in disbelief and amazement_ You guys are weird. That’s a good thing. 🙂 What good is history if we can’t laugh about it? ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springtime-for-hitler-on-the-sdmb/78620/39 "2001-08-30T23:37:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*_shakes head in disbelief and amazement_ > > You guys are weird. That’s a good thing. 🙂 > > What good is history if we can’t laugh about it? \*\* History makes a great BLT sandwich, that’s what. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springtime-for-hitler-on-the-sdmb/78620/40 "2001-08-31T00:46:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pcubed \* > **I hate to bring this fine Nazi thread back to the OP, but when I read it, my first thought was "A student invasion of the SDMB? It can’t be that bad.** Ach! Fool! A [Student](http://www.geocities.com/iturks/html/world_war_ii_3.html) invasion of the SDMB would be appalling! Read and despair, at least at the quality of the English, which is almost as accomplished as that of Herr Gerbil. But if you’ve got it baby, flaunt it. **FLAUNT IT!!!** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springtime-for-hitler-on-the-sdmb/78620.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springtime-for-hitler-on-the-sdmb/78620.md?page=3)