IIRC, another congressman actually said we needed to launch airstrikes, yikes.
Fortunately, the life of Rory B. Biggens was insured for a surprisingly large amount.
I was a huge fan of SPY, too. I’d like to suggest RADAR magazine. I think it’s very close to SPY - irreverent, provocative and clever, although not quite as consistently funny. I cannot vouch for RADAR online, though. I have a subscription to the magazine, and I only looked at the website to give you a link.