# Sqeaky Asian Sex; do other cultures make different noises during coitus?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sqeaky-asian-sex-do-other-cultures-make-different-noises-during-coitus/510584>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 18, 2009, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sqeaky-asian-sex-do-other-cultures-make-different-noises-during-coitus/510584 "2009-09-18T13:42:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![mordecaiB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mordecaib/32/7725_2.png) [@mordecaiB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mordecaiB)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2021, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sqeaky-asian-sex-do-other-cultures-make-different-noises-during-coitus/510584/81 "2021-03-16T22:13:31Z")

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It’s funny this thread has 60,000 views. Apparently this is the hottest question of our times (or decade), but nobody can supply the definitive answer. I encourage everyone to go out and gather further anecdotal evidence until we can come to a satisfying conclusion.

I would help out, but my wife won’t let me.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2021, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sqeaky-asian-sex-do-other-cultures-make-different-noises-during-coitus/510584/82 "2021-03-16T23:08:31Z")

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> [@mordecaiB](#):
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> Apparently this is the hottest question of our times (or decade), but nobody can supply the definitive answer.

I was not even aware until this threat that “squeaky Asian Sex” was a thing, let alone weigh in other other cultures.

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2021, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sqeaky-asian-sex-do-other-cultures-make-different-noises-during-coitus/510584/83 "2021-03-16T23:13:21Z")

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> [@mordecaiB](#):
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> until we can come to a satisfying conclusion.

I see what you did here.

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**Author:** ![mordecaiB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mordecaib/32/7725_2.png) [@mordecaiB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mordecaiB)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sqeaky-asian-sex-do-other-cultures-make-different-noises-during-coitus/510584/84 "2021-03-17T07:12:57Z")

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I am totally innocent of all charges. I want a lawyer.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sqeaky-asian-sex-do-other-cultures-make-different-noises-during-coitus/510584/85 "2021-03-21T04:19:32Z")

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> [@nearwildheaven](#):
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> So, what kinds of noises do zombies make while having sex, or do they have sex?

You could say they’re the fucking dead.

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