# Squeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 27, 2010, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeeeeeeeeeeee/558554 "2010-10-27T17:14:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2010, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeeeeeeeeeeee/558554/1 "2010-10-27T17:14:47Z")
Women, when you see one of your friends, must you SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! OH MY GOD!!! SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!, even though you probably saw them within the past week? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeeeeeeeeeeee/558554/2 "2010-10-27T17:17:34Z")
No. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2010, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeeeeeeeeeeee/558554/3 "2010-10-27T17:37:29Z")
There is a lady who works up the hall from me who apparently has to SQUEEEEEEEE for friends, coffee, email, birthdays, rain, babies, quitting time, jokes, you name it. If I ever decide to leave this job, I’m going to give the bitch some of her own medicine. ---
**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2010, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeeeeeeeeeeee/558554/4 "2010-10-27T17:41:22Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > No. Seconded. Also, those who do make me want to drown them in a vat. ---
**Author:** ![Emily\_Litella](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emily_litella/32/3370_2.png) [@Emily\_Litella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emily_Litella)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2010, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeeeeeeeeeeee/558554/5 "2010-10-27T17:48:34Z")
Why are you only asking women? Also, to answer your question, no. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2010, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeeeeeeeeeeee/558554/6 "2010-10-27T17:54:13Z")
No, but I must squee if I see cute pictures of puppies or kittens online. ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeeeeeeeeeeee/558554/7 "2010-10-27T17:56:04Z")
No. But what **Anne Neville** says. Puppies are squeeeee-worthy. My co-worker’s new haircut is not. ---
**Author:** ![Chicken\_Fingers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Chicken\_Fingers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicken_Fingers)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2010, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeeeeeeeeeeee/558554/8 "2010-10-27T17:57:19Z")
Most of us don’t squee. Why must all men lump us together? ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2010, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeeeeeeeeeeee/558554/9 "2010-10-27T18:09:26Z")
Well, not all women, primarily WASPs. Black wimmens, for instance, are more likely to say [Mmmmm MM MM](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=370667) ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2010, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeeeeeeeeeeee/558554/10 "2010-10-27T18:36:21Z")
> [@Emily\_Litella](#): > > Why are you only asking women? Possibly because women squee and men don’t? ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2010, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeeeeeeeeeeee/558554/11 "2010-10-27T18:38:41Z")
> [@Chicken\_Fingers](#): > > Why must all men lump us together? Noice. ---
**Author:** ![Trom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@Trom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trom)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2010, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeeeeeeeeeeee/558554/12 "2010-10-27T18:43:29Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > Possibly because women squee and men don’t? Obligatory: [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/yIutgtzwhAc/hqdefault.jpg "Heineken - Walk in Fridge") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIutgtzwhAc) ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2010, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeeeeeeeeeeee/558554/13 "2010-10-27T19:49:58Z")
I save my squees for cute babies and kitties and puppies and stuff like that. My friends do not get squeed. Ever. They’d think I’ve lost it. Which, honestly, is no different than the norm. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2010, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeeeeeeeeeeee/558554/14 "2010-10-27T20:01:04Z")
> [@Chicken\_Fingers](#): > > Most of us don’t squee. Why must all men lump us together? Lumping together is so fun though. Oh wait, that’s an “l”. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2010, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeeeeeeeeeeee/558554/15 "2010-10-27T20:04:03Z")
I don’t squeeee, but I’ll give an _awwwwwwwww_ for a puppeh or kitteh. ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2010, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeeeeeeeeeeee/558554/16 "2010-10-27T20:07:14Z")
> [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](#): > > Well, not all women, primarily WASPs. Black wimmens, for instance, are more likely to say [Mmmmm MM MM](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=370667) Dude, **elmwood** , did someone hack your account or did you turn 60 today and get your free Broad Brush in the mail from AARP? ---
**Author:** ![perfectparanoia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a5b964/32.png) [@perfectparanoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/perfectparanoia)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2010, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeeeeeeeeeeee/558554/17 "2010-10-27T20:10:25Z")
I should try SQUEEEEing at one of my friends the next time I see them. Though, I wonder if that would count as first degree murder since I am fairly certain they would laugh until they died. I do not SQUEEE. (Except maybe in sarcastic jest.) ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2010, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeeeeeeeeeeee/558554/18 "2010-10-27T20:53:31Z")
I am 100% squee free. ---
**Author:** ![TheChileanBlob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thechileanblob/32/435_2.png) [@TheChileanBlob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheChileanBlob)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2010, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeeeeeeeeeeee/558554/19 "2010-10-27T21:01:06Z")
I only squee on the internet. In real life I jump up and down and clap my hands. ---
**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2010, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeeeeeeeeeeee/558554/20 "2010-10-27T21:42:27Z")
Those aren’t women, those are girls. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeeeeeeeeeeee/558554.md?page=2)