# Squeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeeeeeeeeeeee/558554>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 27, 2010, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeeeeeeeeeeee/558554 "2010-10-27T17:14:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2010, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeeeeeeeeeeee/558554/41 "2010-10-28T18:35:42Z")

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No squeees here. Ever. Not even one. I hate shrieks and squeals and other little-girl noises–even when they come from little girls.

I do “awwwww” over cute kittens, though. I can’t help it.

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**Author:** ![kapri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4491bb/32.png) [@kapri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kapri)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2010, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeeeeeeeeeeee/558554/42 "2010-10-28T23:33:42Z")

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Who does this? I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone do that in these parts.

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**Author:** ![silvermist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@silvermist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silvermist)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2010, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeeeeeeeeeeee/558554/43 "2010-10-28T23:38:58Z")

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Never squeeeeeee

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeeeeeeeeeeee/558554/44 "2010-10-29T17:32:31Z")

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> [@Dung\_Beetle](#):
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> There is a lady who works up the hall from me who apparently has to SQUEEEEEEEE for friends, coffee, email, birthdays, rain, babies, quitting time, jokes, you name it. If I ever decide to leave this job, I’m going to give the bitch some of her own medicine.

Ugh, the Mad Squeeee-er is all hopped up on Halloween candy today…

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**Author:** ![Electric\_Warrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Electric\_Warrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Warrior)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeeeeeeeeeeee/558554/45 "2010-10-29T17:44:38Z")

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I turned off _Mamma Mia!_ after about ten minutes because the entire script seemed to consist of this:

GIRL: Squeeeeeee!  
FRIEND #1: Squeeeeeee!  
FREIND #2: Squeeeeeee!  
MOTHER: Squeeeeeeee

[they SING some ABBA MUSIC]

MOTHER’S FRIEND: Squeee!  
ALL: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee! Squeeeeeeeee!

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