# \*squeek\* \*squeek\* \*squeek\*

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeek-squeek-squeek/294503>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 14, 2005, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeek-squeek-squeek/294503 "2005-03-14T19:19:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2005, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeek-squeek-squeek/294503/1 "2005-03-14T19:19:34Z")

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Motherfargin new shoes, squeeking with every friggin’ step I take. How am I supposed to sneak up on the hired henchmen, that surround my mortal enemy’s complex, and snap their necks in these damned things?

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**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2005, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeek-squeek-squeek/294503/2 "2005-03-14T19:58:34Z")

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You can either a) cleverly change shoes with one of the other sides’ guys, thereby killing two birds with one stone, or B) pay off your credit card.

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2005, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squeek-squeek-squeek/294503/3 "2005-03-14T20:01:50Z")

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_Shoes?_ Damn, I was hoping this was a rant about those damn noisy newlywed neighbors.