# Squicking and queefing
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squicking-and-queefing/25308
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 12, 2000, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squicking-and-queefing/25308 "2000-07-12T13:59:06Z")
**Posts on this page:** 11
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2000, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squicking-and-queefing/25308/21 "2000-07-13T17:26:20Z")
Everyone sing along now…
Felching’s so fun, it’s a sweet little habit.
First felch a goat, and then go squick a rabbit.
Queefing’s a blast, oh what laughter it brings…
These are a few of my favorite things!
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### Author:  [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2000, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squicking-and-queefing/25308/22 "2000-07-13T17:46:37Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \*
> \*\*Everyone sing along now…
>
> Felching’s so fun, it’s a sweet little habit.
> First felch a goat, and then go squick a rabbit.
> Queefing’s a blast, oh what laughter it brings…
> These are a few of my favorite things!
>
> \*\*
OH MY GOD!
Thanks for the giggle Mr. C.
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### Author:  [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2000, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squicking-and-queefing/25308/23 "2000-07-14T05:05:28Z")
Public goat felching is illegal in Texas. See #4.
From the [Texas statutes webpage:](http://capitol.tlc.state.tx.us/statutes/codes/PE000013.html)
> [@](#):
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> Sec. 21.07. Public Lewdness.
>
> ```
> (a) A person commits an offense if he knowingly engages in any of the following acts in a public place or, if not in a public place, he is reckless about whether another is present who will be offended or alarmed by his:
> (1) act of sexual intercourse;
> (2) act of deviate sexual intercourse;
> (3) act of sexual contact; or
> (4) act involving contact between the person's mouth or genitals and the anus or genitals of an animal or fowl.
>
> (b) An offense under this section is a Class A misdemeanor.
>
> ```
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### Author:  [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2000, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squicking-and-queefing/25308/24 "2000-07-14T10:09:35Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Gunslinger \*
> \*\*Public goat felching is illegal in Texas. See #4.
>
> From the [Texas statutes webpage:](http://capitol.tlc.state.tx.us/statutes/codes/PE000013.html)
>
> > [@](#):
> >
> > Sec. 21.07. Public Lewdness.
> >
> > ```
> > (a) A person commits an offense if he knowingly engages in any of the following acts in a public place or, if not in a public place, he is reckless about whether another is present who will be offended or alarmed by his:
> > (1) act of sexual intercourse;
> > (2) act of deviate sexual intercourse;
> > (3) act of sexual contact; or
> > (4) act involving contact between the person's mouth or genitals and the anus or genitals of an animal or fowl.
> >
> > (b) An offense under this section is a Class A misdemeanor.
> >
> > ```
>
> \*\*
And why exactly do you know this??
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### Author:  [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2000, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squicking-and-queefing/25308/25 "2000-07-15T03:20:10Z")
Please tell me that squicking is just metaphorical slang for someone fucking with your mind via emotional and verbal manipulation, and not to be interpreted literally.
I do not see how such a thing as heinous as squicking, could actually be done IRL. If it has been done, literally, IRL, I don’t want to know about it.
::::shudder::::
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### Author:  [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2000, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squicking-and-queefing/25308/26 "2000-07-15T21:52:27Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by DRY \*
> \*\*
>
> > [@](#):
> >
> > \*Originally posted by Gunslinger \*
> > \*\*Public goat felching is illegal in Texas. See #4.
> >
> > From the [Texas statutes webpage:](http://capitol.tlc.state.tx.us/statutes/codes/PE000013.html)
> >
> > > [@](#):
> > >
> > > Sec. 21.07. Public Lewdness.
> > >
> > > (law text snipped)
> >
> > \*\*
>
> And why exactly do you know this?? \*\*
I was just reading thru the laws looking for weird ones. Y’know, they usually don’t outlaw something unless somebody’s _done_ it…
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### Author:  [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2000, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squicking-and-queefing/25308/27 "2000-07-16T05:40:00Z")
I find it disturbing that I can not get that infernal word “squicking” out of my mind.
I fear that once one has learned this word, that they will forever be “squicked” by the word, “squick” itself!
Make it go away, please!!!
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### Author:  [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2000, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squicking-and-queefing/25308/28 "2000-07-16T15:38:27Z")
matt\_mcl, is squicking pleasureable for the person receiving it?
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### Author:  [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2000, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squicking-and-queefing/25308/29 "2000-07-16T21:57:03Z")
Wouldn’t you know, handy? 😃
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### Author:  [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2000, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squicking-and-queefing/25308/30 "2000-07-16T22:15:59Z")
The brain has no sensory nerves, making it numb. That’s why neurosurgeons usually operate on a conscious patient, after numbing the area with local painkiller. However, the dura, the thick, leathery covering of the brain, is full of sensory nerves. So if you don’t numb the area, it’ll hurt like hell. If you do numb the area, it won’t hurt at all. Squicking might not be fatal, but it would cause some pretty severe brain damage. I could see it being done to a corpse, but doing it to a living person would be unimaginably cruel. Not that anyone here would mind.
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### Author:  [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2000, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squicking-and-queefing/25308/31 "2000-07-16T23:54:04Z")
LIke they say, the brain is the largest sex organ.
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