# Squirrel Girl vs. Chuck Norris **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [September 23, 2014, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-girl-vs-chuck-norris/699383 "2014-09-23T23:06:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-girl-vs-chuck-norris/699383/1 "2014-09-23T23:06:33Z")
'Nuff said. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-girl-vs-chuck-norris/699383/2 "2014-09-23T23:12:15Z")
Universe implodes. ---
**Author:** ![Grumman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/43a26b/32.png) [@Grumman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grumman)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-girl-vs-chuck-norris/699383/3 "2014-09-23T23:12:51Z")
A pox on both their houses! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-girl-vs-chuck-norris/699383/4 "2014-09-23T23:14:26Z")
Squirrel Girl, because she has a larger nut sack. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-girl-vs-chuck-norris/699383/5 "2014-09-23T23:18:17Z")
Squirrel Girl beats Chuck. Badly. Off-panel. ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-girl-vs-chuck-norris/699383/6 "2014-09-23T23:49:59Z")
Squirrel Girl in a walk, especially if Chuck is prepared. ---
**Author:** ![Lanzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/74df32/32.png) [@Lanzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lanzy)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-girl-vs-chuck-norris/699383/7 "2014-09-24T03:46:32Z")
This is going to be another lop sided poll isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-girl-vs-chuck-norris/699383/8 "2014-09-24T15:33:12Z")
> [@Lanzy](#): > > This is going to be another lop sided poll isn’t it? no need to bring Chuck’s plastic surgery into it 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-girl-vs-chuck-norris/699383/9 "2014-09-24T15:37:58Z")
> [@Lanzy](#): > > This is going to be another lop sided poll isn’t it? I honestly didn’t expect Chuck to get so completely pwned. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-girl-vs-chuck-norris/699383/10 "2014-09-24T16:09:40Z")
Squirrel Girl always wins. Chuck Norris is a washed-up has-been who probably couldn’t even beat an ordinary squirrel. How is this even in dispute? ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-girl-vs-chuck-norris/699383/11 "2014-09-24T17:26:43Z")
The thought of Chuck Norris being attacked by squirrels makes me giggle. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-girl-vs-chuck-norris/699383/12 "2014-09-24T17:52:53Z")
Squirrel Girl even though I have no idea who/what she is. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-girl-vs-chuck-norris/699383/13 "2014-09-24T18:18:59Z")
> [@](#): > > Squirrel Girl even though I have no idea who/what she is. She’s a joke character created by Marvel Comics. Even though her only actual superpower is the ability to talk to squirrels, and she ends up fighting some of the most dangerous villains on the planet, she somehow consistently manages to beat all of them. So far as I know, she’s the only undefeated character in all of comics. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-girl-vs-chuck-norris/699383/14 "2014-09-24T18:52:45Z")
Squirrel Girl wins as long as the camera is not on the fight. If the camera IS on the fight, it can go either way. ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-girl-vs-chuck-norris/699383/15 "2014-09-24T22:38:31Z")
If she were fighting Vin Diesel (the original of the Internet facts), I’d have to think at least a little. But as it is now, no contest. Did he even do any fighting the last couple of seasons of _Walker, Texas Ranger_? ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-girl-vs-chuck-norris/699383/16 "2014-09-25T00:47:02Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > Squirrel Girl always wins. Chuck Norris is a washed-up has-been who probably couldn’t even beat an ordinary squirrel. How is this even in dispute? I was talking about the Internet “Chuck Norris” meme, not the actual person. ---
**Author:** ![WotNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e19b73/32.png) [@WotNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WotNot)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-girl-vs-chuck-norris/699383/17 "2014-09-25T09:11:39Z")
[ul] [li]Squirrel Girl wins.[/li][li]Norris claims on Twitter that Squirrel Girl fought a time-travelling imposter posing as a robot duplicate of a clone from an alternate universe.[/li][li]Squirrel Girl requests rematch.[/li][li]Norris closes Twitter account.[/li][li]Squirrel Girl claims victory by default.[/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![HubZilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ccd318/32.png) [@HubZilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HubZilla)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-girl-vs-chuck-norris/699383/18 "2014-09-25T18:55:19Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > She’s a joke character created by Marvel Comics. Even though her only actual superpower is the ability to talk to squirrels, and she ends up fighting some of the most dangerous villains on the planet, she somehow consistently manages to beat all of them. So far as I know, she’s the only undefeated character in all of comics. “some of the most dangerous villains on the planet” should read “Villains in the universe”. Like Thanos! The funny thing is many comic book fans totally love the Squirrel Girl concept and seem to accept her within the canon. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-girl-vs-chuck-norris/699383/19 "2014-09-25T18:59:13Z")
I always thought Squirrel Girl was Marvel making good natured fun of fans who like to argue about which character would win in a fight, when of course it’s up to the writer. No way Squirrel Girl should have one those fights, but she did, because that’s what the writer said. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-girl-vs-chuck-norris/699383/20 "2014-09-25T19:04:28Z")
> [@Larry\_Borgia](#): > > I always thought Squirrel Girl was Marvel making good natured fun of fans who like to argue about which character would win in a fight, when of course it’s up to the writer. No way Squirrel Girl should have one those fights, but she did, because that’s what the writer said. So then she did. Shoulds mean nothing if someone who has the ultimate authority says it happened…it happened And Squirrel Girl definitely wins in both the fight and the bikini contest [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-girl-vs-chuck-norris/699383.md?page=2)