# Squirrel Girl vs. Chuck Norris

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-girl-vs-chuck-norris/699383>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [September 23, 2014, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-girl-vs-chuck-norris/699383 "2014-09-23T23:06:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Lanzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/74df32/32.png) [@Lanzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lanzy)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-girl-vs-chuck-norris/699383/21 "2014-09-25T21:52:25Z")

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> [@Lanzy](#):
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> This is going to be another lop sided poll isn’t it?

Called it! 😃

FWIW I adore Squirrel Girl. Saturday she defeated Juggernaut on Cartoon TV.

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-girl-vs-chuck-norris/699383/22 "2014-09-26T14:38:25Z")

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> [@Lanzy](#):
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> Called it! 😃
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> FWIW I adore Squirrel Girl. Saturday she defeated Juggernaut on Cartoon TV.

She’s still on TV? Where?!?

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-girl-vs-chuck-norris/699383/23 "2014-09-26T20:40:24Z")

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Ah, I didn’t realize she’d beaten Thanos-- I thought she had topped out at Doom.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2014, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-girl-vs-chuck-norris/699383/24 "2014-09-29T12:52:14Z")

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The whole point of Squirrel Girl is that she takes down unbeatable foes. So Chuck Norris’s godlike status is his downfall.

You need her to fight someone who always loses if you want her to have a chance to be defeated.

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