# Squirrel Porn **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 10, 2013, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-porn/657952 "2013-05-10T01:56:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-porn/657952/1 "2013-05-10T01:56:36Z")
(Links under spoiler tags, just in case anyone is really sensitive to nature) I looked in the back yard the other day, and saw two squirrels dancing around each other. I snapped a few shots, on the off chance that I could catch something interesting. It’s a little hard to see what’s going on in here: [First picture](http://www.flickr.com/photos/62628534@N03/8721368399/in/photostream)… But it’s blatantly obvious in this one: [Second picture](http://www.flickr.com/photos/62628534@N03/8722479688/in/photostream) I like how his arms are around her waist. Just had to share. ---
**Author:** ![urban1a](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e47c2d/32.png) [@urban1a](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/urban1a)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-porn/657952/2 "2013-05-10T02:00:44Z")
I used to see that quite often where I worked. Lots of times it was two guys. Bob ---
**Author:** ![deltasigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@deltasigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltasigma)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-porn/657952/3 "2013-05-10T02:14:57Z")
OMG! Doing it right out in the open like animals. They probably aren’t even married. This is truly the end of days. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-porn/657952/4 "2013-05-10T02:14:59Z")
I admit that I didn’t actually check the sex of the squirrels. ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-porn/657952/5 "2013-05-10T03:16:36Z")
It wasn’t Wednesday, was it? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-porn/657952/6 "2013-05-10T04:35:06Z")
Well I think it’s beautiful. And please-- no cracks about burying nuts in the yard. You’ll ruin it. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-porn/657952/7 "2013-05-10T04:44:18Z")
And thus we see proven the dangers of gay marriage. ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-porn/657952/8 "2013-05-11T03:20:36Z")
> [@Sailboat](#): > > It wasn’t Wednesday, was it? Um..no. It was last Friday. Why? > [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Well I think it’s beautiful. > > And please-- no cracks about burying nuts in the yard. You’ll ruin it. I posted the second picture on Facebook, asking my friends to caption it. I was somewhat disappointed in the results. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-porn/657952/9 "2013-05-11T05:34:30Z")
Maybe one squirrel was choking on nuts and the other squirrel was giving it the Heimlich maneuver. Why does your mind always turn first to sex? ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-porn/657952/10 "2013-05-11T12:41:50Z")
My sister saw a squirrel orgy once. ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-porn/657952/11 "2013-05-11T13:38:48Z")
> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > Maybe one squirrel was choking on nuts and the other squirrel was giving it the Heimlich maneuver. Why does your mind always turn first to sex? Because I can’t figure out how to tie the first picture in, otherwise. I don’t think that’s part of the Heimlich. Then again, maybe I’m doing it wrong.. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-porn/657952/12 "2013-05-11T14:49:25Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > My sister saw a squirrel orgy once. My daughter saw a duck orgy once. Very hard to explain to a five year old. But those were three v-e-r-y happy ducks! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![thicksantorum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@thicksantorum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thicksantorum)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-porn/657952/13 "2013-05-11T18:59:03Z")
> [@LavenderBlue](#): > > My daughter saw a duck orgy once. Very hard to explain to a five year old. But those were three v-e-r-y happy ducks! > > 😃 The sex life of ducks is very… interesting, to say the least: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY) ---
**Author:** ![flatlined](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb9ed0/32.png) [@flatlined](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flatlined)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2013, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-porn/657952/14 "2013-05-12T01:44:24Z")
[quote=“thicksantorum, post:13, topic:657952”] The sex life of ducks is very… interesting, to say the least: [True Facts About The Duck - YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY) [/QUOTE/] Watches, starts cracking up so loud that Bill came over to see it. We both laughed at the second viewing. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2013, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-porn/657952/15 "2013-05-12T01:50:38Z")
hahahaha I just started the true facts about the duck link and i had a fairly blues rocky song also playing in the background so the combination sounded like something from Captain Beefheart — “these are the true facts about the duck…ducks…are…yellow”. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2013, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-porn/657952/16 "2013-05-12T01:55:30Z")
My obligatory video of [Hot Pigeon Sex](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fbg-tkWwic&feature=youtu.be). And I don’t have any videos, but the Chiang Mai Zoo up in the North tried showing panda porn to their two pandas on loan from hina to get them to mate. Didn’t work. They finally had to resort to artificial insemination. ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2013, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-porn/657952/17 "2013-05-12T02:20:06Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > My obligatory video of [Hot Pigeon Sex](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fbg-tkWwic&feature=youtu.be). > > And I don’t have any videos, but the Chiang Mai Zoo up in the North tried showing panda porn to their two pandas on loan from hina to get them to mate. Didn’t work. They finally had to resort to artificial insemination. I am _NOT_ about to start a thread titled “I have squirrel eggs!” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-porn/657952/18 "2013-08-16T16:51:01Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > My sister saw a squirrel orgy once. I witnessed a lorikeet orgy once. The two males were taking turns with their lady friend. OK, I can’t prove it was two guys and a girl but does that really matter, in terms of moral outrage? ;). :smack: Sorry for the semi-zombie resurrection. It’s D/A’s fault for linking to this in another thread :D. ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-porn/657952/19 "2013-08-16T19:41:53Z")
An early internet meme is naked squirrel. I’ll break the link in case your boss is a deeply closeted zoophile. http:// [images.sodahead.com/polls/001853745/](http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001853745/) 612561328\_squirrel\_nuts\_answer\_1\_xlarge.jpeg ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-porn/657952/20 "2013-08-16T21:13:43Z")
> [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](#): > > (Links under spoiler tags, just in case anyone is really sensitive to nature) > > I looked in the back yard the other day, and saw two squirrels dancing around each other. I snapped a few shots, on the off chance that I could catch something interesting. > It’s a little hard to see what’s going on in here: > > [First picture](http://www.flickr.com/photos/62628534@N03/8721368399/in/photostream)… > > But it’s blatantly obvious in this one: > > [Second picture](http://www.flickr.com/photos/62628534@N03/8722479688/in/photostream) > I like how his arms are around her waist. > > Just had to share. That was clearly drunken squirrel sex - you should’ve [seen him the next morning!](http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=de6_1376353317) It turns out that squirrels are quite the party animals, [but they always regret it in the morning.](http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c35_1172766133&comments=1) And just because it came up in my search for the first clip, and made me just about die laughing (though I felt a bit guilty for doing so), I’ll include the following, slightly OT clip, but spoiler boxed and prefaced with the following warning… **Pre-spoiler-box spoiler, skip it if nothing on the internets phases you anymore:** The following link within the spoiler box shows a squirrel being stunned, dazed, and narrowly escaping a grizzly death via mouse-trap. There is no blood or visible injury, and it looks like he pulls through alright, but **if you’re the kind of animal lover who doesn’t like to see any bad stuff happening to any animal, you’d probably be better off skipping it.** That said, you’ll be missing out, because the voice-dubbing and sound effects make it friggin’ hilarious! **Sensitive animal lovers have been warned!** [ItemFix - Social Video Factory](http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a21_1353880866) If you recognize the groaning/moaning, it’s taken from that ubiquitous video of a reporter squashing wine grapes who fell and did a face-plant. The perfect use of that audio to match the video just about made me lose my shit! Yes, I’m a horrible person. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-porn/657952.md?page=2)