# Squirrel Porn **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 10, 2013, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-porn/657952 "2013-05-10T01:56:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2013, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-porn/657952/21 "2013-08-17T20:06:21Z")
> [@Mama\_Zappa](#): > > I witnessed a lorikeet orgy once. The two males were taking turns with their lady friend. > > OK, I can’t prove it was two guys and a girl but does that really matter, in terms of moral outrage? ;). > > :smack: Sorry for the semi-zombie resurrection. It’s D/A’s fault for linking to this in another thread :D. Ack! My incredibly devious plan has been uncovered! ---
**Author:** ![si\_blakely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@si\_blakely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/si_blakely)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2013, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-porn/657952/22 "2013-08-19T09:27:48Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > And I don’t have any videos, but the Chiang Mai Zoo up in the North tried showing panda porn to their two pandas on loan from hina to get them to mate. Didn’t work. They finally had to resort to artificial insemination. Wrong approach. Research indicates that a better way to interest a male panda in sex is to let him smell the shit of [another horny male panda](http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn24020-zoologger-how-to-persuade-a-giant-panda-to-have-sex.html). A bit of competition might just get them going. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2013, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-porn/657952/23 "2013-08-19T09:33:14Z")
How romantic. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-porn/657952/24 "2013-08-23T00:15:44Z")
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-porn/657952/25 "2013-08-23T02:24:28Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals Nice Thread/Custom Title combo. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/squirrel-porn/657952.md?page=1)