Pennsylvania has two Tuesdays in one week?
“Second Tuesday of next week” meaning “never”.
Any reason not to just use the initial L?
Sweet!
Well, yeah - actually …
Rather than going through it all again in this thread, I’ll just suggest clicking the “For the record” link in my sig line below. 
Lucy
[complete hijack]
Honey is the name of a man I worked with.
A second coworker comes to me looking for some info that I don’t have but Honey does. The second coworker didn’t know Honey exists but I mentioned “I know someone that has this info, let me call him”.
I dial. Honey isn’t there, so I leave a message:
“Hi Honey, it’s cmosdes. I needed to get some info on…”
The look on second coworker’s face was *priceless".
[/complete hijack]