# Ssh! Don't tell anyone ... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 9, 2001, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ssh-dont-tell-anyone/80510 "2001-09-09T10:58:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ssh-dont-tell-anyone/80510/1 "2001-09-09T10:58:34Z")
[sub]… but this is my 1000th post. I made it. Yay![/sub] For a while there, I thought I wouldn’t see this happen. That’s all for now, unless anyone wants to start up with the wild revelry, carousing, loud music, that sorta thing … I think all of you are wonderful, talented, hilariously funny people. Thank you for a fantastic 8 1/2 months. Thank you all for letting me be a contributor to this board. Bye, now. I need sleep. One of the Wolves. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ssh-dont-tell-anyone/80510/2 "2001-09-09T11:47:19Z")
::Ayesha arrives carrying the naked twister game, a half gallon of Tequila, two boxes of salt and a bag of limes :: Congrats on 1000 Ice Wolf. Now let’s party ! ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ssh-dont-tell-anyone/80510/3 "2001-09-09T12:23:37Z")
Woo-hoo! Way to go **Ice Wolf**! Let me just put down this case of Vodka, and I’ll be over to hug you in congratulations. {{{Ice Wolf}}} Now, here’s one of the world’s largest eclectic music selections. What should we start off with? ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ssh-dont-tell-anyone/80510/4 "2001-09-09T12:30:36Z")
------^^ ----:)/ x o x o x ----///\\ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ They are, or course, wolf ears, and I am a wolf spider this outing. ---
**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ssh-dont-tell-anyone/80510/5 "2001-09-09T17:52:40Z")
Party supplies include 5 pounds fine chocolate 3 pair quick release hand cuffs 1 Two liter bottle Dark rum Where do I put it? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ssh-dont-tell-anyone/80510/6 "2001-09-09T17:56:18Z")
As I have since I started playing here, I have brought the Jello-Pit and regulation thongs. So, what flavor do you want? Strawberry, orange or blueberry? ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ssh-dont-tell-anyone/80510/7 "2001-09-09T17:56:30Z")
…wanders in, notices no jell-o pit or jell-o shots, and runs off to remedy this… yells something congratulatory on the way out… ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ssh-dont-tell-anyone/80510/8 "2001-09-09T17:57:33Z")
Damn simulposts…I want raspberry! ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ssh-dont-tell-anyone/80510/9 "2001-09-09T18:46:02Z")
What? Wha -? Man, I’ve only just woken up, and there’s a half-dozen special people here already! (Just when I thought my announcement, like me, would slip quietly into the dark). **Ayesha** – naked twister? While mods are watching? Oh, my … Uh – yeah, right there in the middle’s a perfect place. And after a few shots of your Tequilla, those dots should do - very - strange - things … **TruePisces** – Hugs right back atcha! {{{TruePisces}}} Shoulda known you’d never forget a promise, sweet lady. As for the music – what’s playing now sounds absolutely sublime to me, treasure. **Spider Woman** – All I can say is you are cool, and I’m absolutely glad you’re here. “Wolf spider” outfit. Heh. **Booker57** – uh, kitchen’s over there, just behind the stereo. Just on the counter there – thanks. Now, can you show me how these handcuffs work? **Arden Ranger** – _Ice Wolf shakes head, sighing happily_ – gee, you went to all this trouble? Have a word with **Ginger** , see if you two can work out something about the raspberry. Personally, I think either raspberry or strawberry would go well with toned, taut muscle, don’t you? Excuse me a moment. I’m going to get myself some of that rum. Be right back. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ssh-dont-tell-anyone/80510/10 "2001-09-09T18:55:32Z")
We’ll take turns. Strawberry now and later when it needs refilling (and it will) we’ll make it rasberry. Somebody bring me some of that tequila while this gets set up. No lime or salt, just the tequila. Thanks.