# Ssshhhhhhhh, don't tell rjk...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ssshhhhhhhh-dont-tell-rjk/39430>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 2, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ssshhhhhhhh-dont-tell-rjk/39430 "2000-11-02T19:27:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 1\
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**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2000, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ssshhhhhhhh-dont-tell-rjk/39430/21 "2000-11-04T18:15:46Z")

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Mmmmm, sandalwood! I’ll just wash off this vanilla …

There! \<smooths a little oil on Zyada’s shoulders and rakes his fingernails down her spine\>

Need a little more oil?

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