# Stabbing at anger management class - I don't think she'll be getting a certificate of completion... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 19, 2010, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638 "2010-10-19T06:09:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/1 "2010-10-19T06:09:04Z")
New Story: [Woman stabbed during anger management class](http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2010/10/18/15733001.html). > [@](#): > > The Seattle Times reports that Faribah Maradiaga is charged with second-degree assault after police allege she “blew up out of control” and stabbed a classmate in the arm and shoulder several times with a three-inch blade Saturday. > > Maradiaga was reportedly complaining about a video the class was watching, when the victim told her “the video was good and to give it a chance.” The two women exchanged words and violence broke out, police said. I don’t think she’ll be getting her certificate of completion… ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/2 "2010-10-19T06:10:57Z")
But she certainly made her point… ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/3 "2010-10-19T12:59:19Z")
Let’s cut to the chase: this is the kind of thing that happens when social services budgets are slashed to the bone. ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/4 "2010-10-19T13:39:50Z")
I don’t have any good puns but anger management classes are probably a good place to get all stabby. ---
**Author:** ![Raygun99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Raygun99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raygun99)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/5 "2010-10-19T13:48:19Z")
Why did she even bring a knife to the class? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/6 "2010-10-19T13:49:51Z")
Well, that’s pare for the course. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/7 "2010-10-19T13:49:57Z")
I guess this is more like community disseverance. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/8 "2010-10-19T14:10:27Z")
> [@Raygun99](#): > > Why did she even bring a knife to the class? Because they don’t allow guns? ---
**Author:** ![Lanzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/74df32/32.png) [@Lanzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lanzy)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/9 "2010-10-19T14:17:59Z")
Only 2nd degree assault for a stabbing? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/10 "2010-10-19T14:22:49Z")
> [@Lanzy](#): > > Only 2nd degree assault for a stabbing? Bitch was asking for it. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/11 "2010-10-19T14:28:03Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Bitch was asking for it. Damn right. That’s what you get for talking during the film! ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/12 "2010-10-19T14:31:20Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Bitch was asking for it. > [@WhyNot](#): > > Damn right. That’s what you get for talking during the film! You two are way to dull to take this seriously. Sharpen up! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/13 "2010-10-19T14:31:45Z")
> [@Sailboat](#): > > Let’s cut to the chase: this is the kind of thing that happens when social services budgets are slashed to the bone. I wouldn’t have used that puncturation. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/14 "2010-10-19T15:14:58Z")
Cut it out! I can’t stand puns! ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/15 "2010-10-19T15:17:23Z")
I knew she wasn’t that sharp. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/16 "2010-10-19T15:24:44Z")
She’s just honing her skills. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/17 "2010-10-19T15:26:04Z")
> [@Raygun99](#): > > Why did she even bring a knife to the class? It’s a room full of really angry people. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/18 "2010-10-19T15:35:04Z")
> [@Rebo](#): > > Cut it out! I can’t stand puns! Get used to them. This is the SDMB and we’re going to butcher this thread with puns. We’re a cleaver bunch. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/19 "2010-10-19T15:39:28Z")
She’s just lucky she didn’t bring that knife to a gunfight class. ---
**Author:** ![Dogzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/20 "2010-10-19T16:03:09Z")
Obviously, she wasn’t exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer. Was that too obvious? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638.md?page=2)