# Stabbing at anger management class - I don't think she'll be getting a certificate of completion... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 19, 2010, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638 "2010-10-19T06:09:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/21 "2010-10-19T16:29:39Z")
> [@Raygun99](#): > > Why did she even bring a knife to the class? Bitch got more shanks than Scott Norwood. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/22 "2010-10-19T16:33:56Z")
She just has a different idea of what anger management is. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/23 "2010-10-19T16:51:32Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Bitch got more shanks than Scott Norwood. Next on Fox: Skanks with shanks. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/24 "2010-10-19T16:53:55Z")
> [@Dogzilla](#): > > Obviously, she wasn’t exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer. > Was that too obvious? I don’t see your point. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/25 "2010-10-19T16:58:43Z")
> [@Raygun99](#): > > Why did she even bring a knife to the class? Well, this woman wasn’t exactly a rapier wit. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/26 "2010-10-19T17:04:32Z")
> [@Mr.Excellent](#): > > Well, this woman wasn’t exactly a rapier wit. Perhaps she was having a psychotic epeesode. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/27 "2010-10-19T17:09:00Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Perhaps she was having a psychotic epeesode. Touché. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/28 "2010-10-19T17:35:51Z")
> [@Mr.Excellent](#): > > Touché. Slight hijack: Okay, how does one make those diacritics and accents show up? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/29 "2010-10-19T17:46:53Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Slight hijack: Okay, how does one make those diacritics and accents show up? Alt + Umlaut ---
**Author:** ![Khaki\_Campbell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Khaki\_Campbell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khaki_Campbell)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/30 "2010-10-19T18:31:44Z")
She was cold, so she had to shiv-her. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/31 "2010-10-19T18:39:42Z")
> [@Dogzilla](#): > > \ > Was that too obvious? I wouldn’t worry about that in this thread. Heck, on this board. 🙂 Maybe she brought the knife to class for self-protection - I hear people get stabbed in anger management classes. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/32 "2010-10-19T18:41:02Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Alt + Umlaut Is this a whoosh? I have no umlaut key. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/33 "2010-10-19T18:47:56Z")
If you use Windows, there is an .exe file called “charmap.” It has all the foreign letters and symbols. (Under Accessories, System tools, character map.) ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/34 "2010-10-19T19:13:14Z")
Or you buy a Mac, because they’re built into the regular keyboard, via the “alt” key. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/35 "2010-10-19T19:17:20Z")
Or you bookmark a [website](http://www.planetburrito.com/tb/alt_codes.html) that lists the alt+ codes. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/36 "2010-10-19T21:54:50Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Or you bookmark a [website](http://www.planetburrito.com/tb/alt_codes.html) that lists the alt+ codes. And then what? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/37 "2010-10-20T01:09:51Z")
Profit? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/38 "2010-10-20T01:13:21Z")
> [@Northern\_Piper](#): > > I don’t think she’ll be getting her certificate of completion… Are you gonna be the one to tell her? ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/39 "2010-10-20T01:27:41Z")
Will Ferguson, in his book, tells a similar story of a fellow who was beaten to death by his anger management therapist! ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/40 "2010-10-20T14:01:10Z")
She’s definitely not the sharpest knife in the drawer, that’s for sure! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638.md?page=3)