# Stabbing at anger management class - I don't think she'll be getting a certificate of completion... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 19, 2010, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638 "2010-10-19T06:09:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/41 "2010-10-20T15:00:36Z")
> [@Dogzilla](#): > > Obviously, she wasn’t exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer. > Was that too obvious? Pearingly not. > [@Clothahump](#): > > She’s definitely not the sharpest knife in the drawer, that’s for sure! > [@](#): > > Anger is one letter short of danger. ~Author Unknown And so close to dagger. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/42 "2010-10-20T16:24:21Z")
At long last, our national nightmare is over. We finally have a suitable replacement for Siskel and Ebert at the Movies. ---
**Author:** ![goodie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@goodie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/goodie)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/43 "2010-10-20T17:34:52Z")
“Two stabs in!” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/44 "2010-10-20T18:08:33Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > At long last, our national nightmare is over. > > We finally have a suitable replacement for Siskel and Ebert at the Movies. Now if they can just find a guy named Dirk to complete the team. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/45 "2010-10-20T20:03:15Z")
> [@Rebo](#): > > Cut it out! I can’t stand puns! Yes, these puns are overserrated. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/46 "2010-10-20T20:24:12Z")
I like that the argument started over the quality of an anger management video. I hate to admit it, but she did have a point: “Obviously this anger management video isn’t working, or I wouldn’t be stabbing you.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/47 "2010-10-20T20:49:27Z")
> [@descamisado](#): > > Yes, these puns are overserrated. Nonsense, they’re cutting edge. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/48 "2010-10-20T20:57:03Z")
Be careful, with a comment like that, the woman in the OP might decide to work a Ginzu. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/49 "2010-10-20T21:03:35Z")
> [@pravnik](#): > > I like that the argument started over the quality of an anger management video. I hate to admit it, but she did have a point: “Obviously this anger management video isn’t working, or I wouldn’t be stabbing you.” Was it the old cartoon version, starring Henckel and Jenckel? ---
**Author:** ![curious11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ac91a4/32.png) [@curious11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curious11)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/50 "2010-10-20T21:27:02Z")
Maybe she was (m)aiming to be the class cut-up? ---
**Author:** ![may\_be\_ignorant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c5a1d2/32.png) [@may\_be\_ignorant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/may_be_ignorant)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/51 "2010-10-20T21:40:30Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Bitch was asking for it. hahah thats awesome ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/52 "2010-10-20T23:14:00Z")
> [@curious11](#): > > Maybe she was (m)aiming to be the class cut-up? Auntie Maim? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/53 "2010-10-21T04:01:48Z")
If she wasn’t supposed to get violent they should have sent her to an anger suppression class. ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/54 "2010-10-21T05:14:12Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Bitch was asking for it. Well she WAS a bint on edge. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/55 "2010-10-21T06:11:28Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > If she wasn’t supposed to get violent they should have sent her to an anger suppression class. I think we have a winner. ---
**Author:** ![Yoyodyne\_Propulsion\_Systems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/82dd89/32.png) [@Yoyodyne\_Propulsion\_Systems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yoyodyne_Propulsion_Systems)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/56 "2010-10-21T11:31:35Z")
It’s possible she’s making progress, before the class she carried a six-inch blade! ---
**Author:** ![Hoss\_N.Feffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/90db22/32.png) [@Hoss\_N.Feffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoss_N.Feffa)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/57 "2010-10-21T19:26:20Z")
I think she just mixed up her schedule. Obviously, she thought it was poker night. ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/58 "2010-10-21T20:21:55Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Was it the old cartoon version, starring Henckel and Jenckel? No, it was the Lone Deranger and his sidekick Tanto ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/59 "2010-10-21T20:24:43Z")
> [@pravnik](#): > > I like that the argument started over the quality of an anger management video. I hate to admit it, but she did have a point: “Obviously this anger management video isn’t working, or I wouldn’t be stabbing you.” Logical. Flawlessly logical. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2010, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/60 "2010-10-22T00:24:31Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > If she wasn’t supposed to get violent they should have sent her to an anger suppression class. Channeling your Steven Wright? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638.md?page=4)