# Stabbing at anger management class - I don't think she'll be getting a certificate of completion... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 19, 2010, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638 "2010-10-19T06:09:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![China\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@China\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/China_Guy)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2010, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/61 "2010-10-22T02:15:25Z")
I would tell the victim to buck up ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2010, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/62 "2010-10-22T02:46:27Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Channeling your Steven Wright? I do loves me some Steven Wright, but I don’t understand the reference. ---
**Author:** ![Cassio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@Cassio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cassio)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2010, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/63 "2010-10-22T12:37:25Z")
> [@Northern\_Piper](#): > > New Story: [Woman stabbed during anger management class](http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2010/10/18/15733001.html). > > I don’t think she’ll be getting her certificate of completion… Maradiaga’s opinion was that the film wasn’t cutting edge enough. The victim begged to differ, citing how incisive and deep it was, cutting straight to the heart of the matter. The victim’s comments may have been too blunt, which made Maradiaga think she need to run her point through, a few times properly, so that the other person could understand, how painful it was to sit through the film. ---
**Author:** ![FasterThanMeerkats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/278dde/32.png) [@FasterThanMeerkats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FasterThanMeerkats)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2010, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/64 "2010-10-22T16:09:28Z")
> [@Mr.Excellent](#): > > Touché. Foiled again. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2010, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/65 "2010-10-22T16:11:50Z")
The good thing about randomly lashing out at someone in an anger management class is that, chances are, they’re a dick. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2010, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/66 "2010-10-22T16:21:33Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > I do loves me some Steven Wright, but I don’t understand the reference. It just seemed like the kind of line he would come up with. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2010, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/67 "2010-10-22T18:16:35Z")
> [@curious11](#): > > Maybe she was (m)aiming to be the class cut-up? Ouch! * * * - Jack Nieff\*\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Gedd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gedd/32/4938_2.png) [@Gedd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gedd)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2010, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/68 "2010-10-27T20:45:21Z")
Well she was trying to better herself after assaulting someone previously, which is why they were watching The Saw-Shank Redemption. [Rim shot] ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2010, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638/69 "2010-10-27T21:01:54Z")
Hey look! I have a shank too! And it works! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stabbing-at-anger-management-class-i-dont-think-shell-be-getting-a-certificate-of-completion/557638.md?page=3)