# Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacy-fergie-ferguson/249142>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 7, 2004, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacy-fergie-ferguson/249142 "2004-06-07T18:27:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacy-fergie-ferguson/249142/1 "2004-06-07T18:27:15Z")

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I don’t know what _je ne sais quois_ is, but she is chock full of it. It’s a shame that the Black Eyed Peas seem to only have one song that I like.

Thank you for your time.

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**Author:** ![arachnidlove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@arachnidlove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/arachnidlove)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacy-fergie-ferguson/249142/2 "2004-06-07T22:42:16Z")

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> [@js\_africanus](#):
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> I don’t know what _je ne sais quois_ is, but she is chock full of it. It’s a shame that the Black Eyed Peas seem to only have one song that I like.
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> Thank you for your time.

Ditto. I saw the “Hey Mama” video months ago and I was entranced by her. She’s freaking HOT. Then I saw them perform on SNL and her stomach!..her freaking stomach! But I don’t like their songs. Only Hey Mama.

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**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2004, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacy-fergie-ferguson/249142/3 "2004-06-08T01:04:50Z")

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> [@arachnidlove](#):
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> Then I saw them perform on SNL and her stomach!..her freaking stomach! But I don’t like their songs. Only Hey Mama.

Wasn’t that SNL just on? I’ve only listened to _Get Retarded_ with the knowledge that it was them. I didn’t know she was more than back-up vocals. I don’t much care for the songs they did, but I agree that she was, well, entrancing. Is that a word? I read that the guys in the group are jealous because all the fans, men and women, hit on her instead of them. Heh heh. Can you blame 'em?

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**Author:** ![fc1114](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@fc1114](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fc1114)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2004, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacy-fergie-ferguson/249142/4 "2004-06-09T01:38:26Z")

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She’s hot - sometimes I see her on VH1 on one of those shows like ‘best week ever’.

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**Author:** ![SmackFu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@SmackFu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmackFu)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2004, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacy-fergie-ferguson/249142/5 "2004-06-09T02:10:59Z")

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The shorts she wears in that “Hey Mama” video are very impressive. Whole earth shaking, indeed.

It would have been pretty sad if their only hit had been “Where is the Love”, where she is replaced by Justin Timberlake.

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**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2004, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacy-fergie-ferguson/249142/6 "2004-06-09T17:25:35Z")

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She is smokin’. The things I wanna do to her…

be right back 😃

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**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2004, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacy-fergie-ferguson/249142/7 "2004-06-09T18:29:28Z")

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> [@Yookeroo](#):
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> The things I wanna do to her…

Like hold her hand and gaze longingly into her eyes? That’d be a nice start.

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**Author:** ![Freejooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ba8739/32.png) [@Freejooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freejooky)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2004, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacy-fergie-ferguson/249142/8 "2004-06-09T18:58:52Z")

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The brilliant/revolting thing is that she was in the lite-adult contemporary group [Wild Orchid](http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd500/d503/d503884f0k9.jpg) (that’s her ont he left), but when that didn’t work out, she suddenly became this [Jiggy-niggy gangsta queen.](http://www.livedaily.com/artist/gallery/1838.html?current=18)

But there’s more - she was on Kid’s Incorporated! Check it out (you have to copy and paste these links, as the site doesn’t allow direct linking):

[![](https://firmand.tripod.com/stacyd.jpg) ](https://firmand.tripod.com/stacyd.jpg)

[![](https://firmand.tripod.com/keeponstacy.jpg) ](https://firmand.tripod.com/keeponstacy.jpg)  
Our little bumpkin retard is all a’grown up!

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**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2004, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacy-fergie-ferguson/249142/9 "2004-06-10T13:17:41Z")

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> [@Freejooky](#):
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> Our little bumpkin retard is all a’grown up!

I have no problems with faux über-hip-hop. 🙂
