# Stacy's mom is \*so\* hot. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 20, 2004, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672 "2004-08-20T04:33:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/1 "2004-08-20T04:33:12Z")
**Sigh** ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/2 "2004-08-20T04:44:59Z")
I disagree. ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/3 "2004-08-20T04:46:46Z")
Does Stacy know? ---
**Author:** ![Necro\_Romancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/50afbb/32.png) [@Necro\_Romancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necro_Romancer)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/4 "2004-08-20T04:51:54Z")
{{{JThunder}}} I know, I know… I’ve got some extra razor blades if you’d like them. The ear plugs…they are like the goggles… ---
**Author:** ![Standup\_Karmic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Standup\_Karmic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Standup_Karmic)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/5 "2004-08-20T05:46:31Z")
One might even say she has it “going on”. That is, if one were so inclined. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/6 "2004-08-20T05:55:36Z")
I know! I’m glad someone else said this… I’ve waited for so long. ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/7 "2004-08-20T06:09:41Z")
You know, ever since Stacy’s dad ran off, Stacy’s mom could use a man like me. Remember when I mowed your lawn? ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/8 "2004-08-20T06:34:42Z")
Stacy’s mom = Stiffler’s mom? Oh wait, that’s “Janice”. My bad! Sorry . . . Tripler Stiffler. Feh. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/9 "2004-08-20T08:09:11Z")
Who the hell is Stacy and where can I see naked pictures of her mom? ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/10 "2004-08-20T12:48:21Z")
Meh. Stacy’s mom hit on me and I turned her down. Stacy ain’t much either. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/11 "2004-08-20T12:59:55Z")
> [@Exgineer](#): > > Stacy ain’t much either. Speak for yourself. When she turns 17, I’ll give it a go. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/12 "2004-08-20T13:00:54Z")
But \*\*\*I \*\* \* wish that I had Jessie’s girl. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/13 "2004-08-20T13:27:53Z")
I shall _always_ keep Ba-Ba-Ba, Bar-Barb-Ra Ann enshrined in my heart. ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/14 "2004-08-20T13:28:28Z")
Stacy’s mom is hot, but I prefer Jenny. I even have her phone number, as luck would have it. Anyone care to guess? ---
**Author:** ![Pessor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Pessor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pessor)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/15 "2004-08-20T13:37:47Z")
You can call her anything you want but her name is Veronica. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Consumer\_Sovereignty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e99b99/32.png) [@Consumer\_Sovereignty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Consumer_Sovereignty)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/16 "2004-08-20T13:39:12Z")
> [@Tapioca Dextrin](#): > > Speak for yourself. When she turns 17, I’ll give it a go. :dubious: Yeah, but she’s just 16 years old. Leave her alone, they say. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/17 "2004-08-20T13:50:48Z")
Stacy’s mom aside, Billie Jean is _not_ my lover. She’s just a girl who thinks I am the one. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/18 "2004-08-20T13:53:05Z")
> [@chaoticdonkey](#): > > Stacy’s mom aside, Billie Jean is not my lover. She’s just a girl who thinks I am the one. …but the chair is not that fun I wonder how old that psycho chick Luka who lives upstairs is. ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/19 "2004-08-20T14:08:16Z")
I had a girl…Donna was her name. Since she left me I haven’t been the same. 'Cause I love that girl…Donna, where can you be? ---
**Author:** ![owlstretchingtime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/958977/32.png) [@owlstretchingtime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/owlstretchingtime)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/20 "2004-08-20T14:14:06Z")
It must be a different Stacey. The Stacey I know’s mum is a munter. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672.md?page=2)