# Stacy's mom is \*so\* hot. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 20, 2004, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672 "2004-08-20T04:33:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/21 "2004-08-20T14:20:26Z")
Thank heaven for little MILTFs. ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/22 "2004-08-20T14:31:02Z")
Personally, I’ll take that boy over there…the one with the wavy hair…He’s so fine, so fine. He’s so fine, so fine. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![fighting\_ignorant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ac8455/32.png) [@fighting\_ignorant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fighting_ignorant)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/23 "2004-08-20T14:35:30Z")
> [@friedo](#): > > Who the hell is Stacy and where can I see naked pictures of her mom? You may want to check out [this link](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000DBPHH/ref=m_art_li_6/102-6246412-0491308?v=glance&s=music) ---
**Author:** ![Standup\_Karmic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Standup\_Karmic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Standup_Karmic)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/24 "2004-08-20T14:46:26Z")
I agree that Stacy’s nice, but a bit young. Her mom is definitely hot, but a bit…uhh…frumpy. But Amanda? I love Amanda. I’m gonna say it like a man and make her understand. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/25 "2004-08-20T14:49:18Z")
**Big Bad Voodoo Lou** 867-530…somethng. I can’t remember the last digit. ---
**Author:** ![B.Serum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/b.serum/32/14266_2.png) [@B.Serum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/B.Serum)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/26 "2004-08-20T14:52:49Z")
Jeannie had this nightclub walk that made grown men feel underage. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/27 "2004-08-20T14:56:00Z")
> [@Standup Karmic](#): > > I agree that Stacy’s nice, but a bit young. Her mom is definitely hot, but a bit…uhh…frumpy. Didn’t you see her dressed in just a towel? Hubba! ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/28 "2004-08-20T15:11:19Z")
Alice? Alice? Who the fuck is _Alice_? ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/29 "2004-08-20T15:14:22Z")
Roxanne- you don’t have turn on the red light ---
**Author:** ![Saintly\_Loser](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saintly_loser/32/4045_2.png) [@Saintly\_Loser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saintly_Loser)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/30 "2004-08-20T15:18:52Z")
> [@Tapioca Dextrin](#): > > Speak for yourself. When she turns 17, I’ll give it a go. :dubious: 17 sounds about right: Well there she is again standin over by the record machine Well she looks like a model on the cover of a magazine But she’s too cute to be a minute over seventeen ---
**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/31 "2004-08-20T15:21:50Z")
I’d rather talk about the boy from New York City ---
**Author:** ![Standup\_Karmic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Standup\_Karmic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Standup_Karmic)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/32 "2004-08-20T15:28:12Z")
> [@Hey you!](#): > > Jeannie had this nightclub walk that made grown men feel underage. Tanya, Turkish, like to fuck while wearing leather biker boots. I could pass on some info on about 42 other women, but don’t really have the time. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/33 "2004-08-20T15:30:34Z")
> [@JThunder](#): > > **Sigh** Haven’t you already [tried](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=271188) this? **Sigh** ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/34 "2004-08-20T15:38:22Z")
You all may not know this, but Mickey? He’s so fine, he’s so fine he blows my mind. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Means\_Go](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@Green\_Means\_Go](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Means_Go)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/35 "2004-08-20T15:38:25Z")
Stacy is okay, but I remember when rock was young. Me and Susie had so much fun… ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/36 "2004-08-20T15:44:23Z")
> [@Uncommon Sense](#): > > **Big Bad Voodoo Lou** > > 867-530…somethng. I can’t remember the last digit. Number 9? Number 9? Number 9? ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/37 "2004-08-20T15:46:21Z")
Oh my darling Clementine… ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/38 "2004-08-20T15:52:40Z")
> [@BMalion](#): > > Oh my darling Clementine… [ahem]Whooooooahhhhh, my loooove, my darling, I’ve hungered for…your touch. A loooong, lonely tiiiiiiime… And tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime…goes byyyy…so slowly…and time can do so much…are you…still mine? ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/39 "2004-08-20T15:59:33Z")
Well, there was this girl I met in a bar down in old Soho… think her name was Lola. ---
**Author:** ![Spree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@Spree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spree)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/40 "2004-08-20T16:07:57Z")
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