# Stacy's mom is \*so\* hot. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 20, 2004, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672 "2004-08-20T04:33:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/61 "2004-08-20T21:54:39Z")
You’ve lost that loving feeling, and now it’s gone, gone, gone. Whoa. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/62 "2004-08-20T22:02:58Z")
[Ed McMahon] Howw… Hotttt … Is She? [/Ed McMahon] ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/63 "2004-08-20T23:42:39Z")
> [@Tripler](#): > > Stacy’s mom may definitely have it goin’ on, but ooooh Rhiannon! Yeah, wouldn’t you love to love her? But wait a minute, baby. Sara – she’s the poet of my heart. ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/64 "2004-08-21T00:22:48Z")
And she knows how to use them . . . She is so fine And she’s all mine The girl is all right. ---
**Author:** ![Silocke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Silocke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silocke)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/65 "2004-08-21T00:23:38Z")
Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh Sara!!! She loves to laugh DA DA She loves to sing DA DA She does everything DA DA DA DA DA DA DE DE She loves to move DA DA She loves to grove DA DA She loves the lovin’ things DA DA DA DA DA DA DE DE Ooh, all night DA DA All night DA DA OhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH every night DA DA DA DA DA DA DE DE So hold tight DA DA Hold tight DA DA Ooh, baby, hold tight DA DA DA DA DA DA DE DE ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/66 "2004-08-21T01:40:05Z")
And I want her, Sh\*t I’ve got to have her The girl is all right ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/67 "2004-08-21T01:44:51Z")
I don’t care about you guys, but there’s a lady who knows that all that glitters isn’t gold, and she’s buying a stairway to heaven. If there’s a bustle in your hedgerow, don’t be alarmed now. It’s just a springclean for the May Qeen. Tripler Heh heh, I said “May Queen”. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/68 "2004-08-21T01:54:23Z")
> [@dwalin](#): > > You’ve lost that loving feeling, and now it’s gone, gone, gone. Whoa. oh no! Bring back that loving feeling 'cause it’s gone, gone, gone. Whoawhoawhoaaa. ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/69 "2004-08-21T01:56:05Z")
I remember asking my brother about his girl–the conversation usually went like this: There’s a certain girl I’ve been in love with a long, long time What’s her name? I can’t tell you (Ahh…) I can’t reveal her name until she’s mine What’s her name? I can’t tell you (Ahh…) I’ve tried to make her time and time again Still we’re introduced as nothing but friends And there’s a certain girl I’ve been in love with a long, long time What’s her name? I can’t tell you (Ahh…) ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/70 "2004-08-21T02:21:03Z")
I don’t care what her name is. Does she like baseball? Does she like the Red Sox? I’m dying over here. ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/71 "2004-08-21T02:57:06Z")
> [@TommyTutone](#): > > I would sing the praises of the woman I love, but I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar (I am the son and heir of nothing in particular). I know what you mean. If a ten-ton truck happens to crush both of us, well, to die by her side would be a heavenly way to die. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/72 "2004-08-21T03:04:17Z")
> [@Exgineer](#): > > I don’t care what her name is. > > Does she like baseball? Does she like the Red Sox? I’m dying over here. No, but she has expressed a fondness for piña coladas. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/73 "2004-08-21T03:14:58Z")
I guess you’re all outta love? So lost with out her? ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/74 "2004-08-21T03:32:00Z")
it’s a teenage sadness everyone has got to face, and in-between age madness that you know you can’t erase, 'til :eek: 😛😃😉 ---
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/75 "2004-08-21T03:52:07Z")
She’s **got** to be somebody’s baby. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/76 "2004-08-21T04:04:42Z")
Her bulldog drinks champagne ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/77 "2004-08-21T04:14:06Z")
She is five foot six and two fifteen A bleached-blonde mama with a streak of mean … all her buddies called her “Spike” ---
**Author:** ![smartini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/22d042/32.png) [@smartini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smartini)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/78 "2004-08-21T04:20:20Z")
> [@SkipMagic](#): > > Once Jack is outta the picture, Diane’s _all_ mine. You can have Diane…I’ll take Jack… Unless Louie, Louie’s available… “Stiiiick Stick my finger…” ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/79 "2004-08-21T04:24:29Z")
> [@](#): > > Stacy’s mom is _so_ hot You should have seen her in that teeny-weeny, eensy-weensy yellow polka-dot bikini. She wore it for the first time todaaaay. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/80 "2004-08-21T04:25:10Z")
You know, I think of all the education that I missed. . . But then my homework was never quite like this! Tripler Heh, I don’t feel ‘tardy’. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672.md?page=5)