# Stacy's mom is \*so\* hot. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 20, 2004, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672 "2004-08-20T04:33:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/81 "2004-08-21T04:29:12Z")
BEechwood 45789 Stacy’s mom can call me up and have a date Any old time ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/82 "2004-08-21T04:38:19Z")
Girl… 777-9311 ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/83 "2004-08-21T05:24:47Z")
Looks like Stacy’s Mom has been doing a liitle [socializing lately.](http://www.stacyandwalker.com/archives/000278.php) It seems that she is married too. I wouldn’t let that scare you off men because I hear that the wedding ring go’s in the drawer as soon as her husband is out the door. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/84 "2004-08-21T06:01:10Z")
when I think about her, I touch myself ---
**Author:** ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/85 "2004-08-21T06:12:42Z")
> [@Silocke](#): > > Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh Sara!!! You rang? 🙂 Moving on… Storms are brewing in _my_ eyes… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![sulamith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f08c70/32.png) [@sulamith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sulamith)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/86 "2004-08-21T06:26:25Z")
> [@SolGrundy](#): > > Yeah, wouldn’t you love to love her? > > But wait a minute, baby. Sara – she’s the poet of my heart. But now it’s gone… it doesn’t matter anymore because Stacey’s mom is so hot, from the moment that I first laid eyes on her, all alone on the edge of 17 Ooh baby, Ooh Said Ooh! ---
**Author:** ![bizzwire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/958977/32.png) [@bizzwire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bizzwire)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/87 "2004-08-21T14:15:03Z")
Yeah, but it’s tainted love… ---
**Author:** ![Standup\_Karmic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Standup\_Karmic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Standup_Karmic)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/88 "2004-08-21T14:33:04Z")
Love hurts, love scars, love wounds. Oh yeah, and it also marks. Some fools fool themselves, I guess, but they’re not foolin’ me. ---
**Author:** ![Silocke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Silocke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silocke)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/89 "2004-08-21T21:37:14Z")
> [@saramamalana](#): > > You rang? 🙂 Moving on… > Storms are brewing in _my_ eyes… 😉 We agreed that it was over Now the lines have all been drawn The vows we made began to fade But now they’re gone Put your pictures in a shoebox And my gold ring in a drawer I’m not supposed to love you anymore Now Sherri says she’s jealous Of this freedom that I’ve found If she were me… she would be Out on the town And she says she can’t imagine What on earth I’m waiting for I’m not supposed to love you anymore Oh I shouldn’t care or wonder where and how you are But I can’t hide this hurt inside my broken heart I’m fighting back emotions that I’ve never fought before 'Cause I’m not supposed to love you anymore Now I’m writing you this letter And it’s killing me tonight That I agreed… when you believed It wasn’t right And I couldn’t sleep up on the bed So I’m down here on the floor Where I’m not supposed to love you anymore Oh I shouldn’t care or wonder where and how you are But I can’t hide this hurt inside my broken heart I’m fighting back emotions that I’ve never fought before 'Cause I’m not supposed to love you anymore ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/90 "2004-08-21T22:32:26Z")
> [@Munch](#): > > Alice? Alice? Who the fuck is _Alice_? You don’t know Alice? Not only can you get anything you want at her restaurant, which is around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track, but she makes a Thanksgiving dinner that can’t be beat AND has shovels and rakes and implements of destruction. My kind of woman. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Hugh\_Jass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4da419/32.png) [@Hugh\_Jass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hugh_Jass)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/91 "2004-08-21T22:58:46Z")
> [@Airman Doors](#): > > You don’t know Alice? Not only can you get anything you want at her restaurant, which is around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track, but she makes a Thanksgiving dinner that can’t be beat AND has shovels and rakes and implements of destruction. My kind of woman. 🙂 All of which is nice, but you gotta remember, you can get anything you want there. As long as you don’t mind the garbage. ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2004, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/92 "2004-08-22T00:33:02Z")
> [@saramamalana](#): > > Storms are brewing in _my_ eyes… 😉 No time is a good time for goodbye… Faerie **Beth** _shrug_ What can I do? ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2004, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/93 "2004-08-22T03:06:53Z")
> [@Hugh Jass](#): > > All of which is nice, but you gotta remember, you can get anything you want there. As long as you don’t mind the garbage. Which reminds me of the 27 8x10 glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2004, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672/94 "2004-08-22T03:18:48Z")
> [@TommyTutone](#): > > I would sing the praises of the woman I love, but I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar (I am the son and heir of nothing in particular). I think I may love you, **Tommy Tutone**. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stacys-mom-is-so-hot/260672.md?page=4)