# Stand Alone Complex - "Test" Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stand-alone-complex-test-thread/657974>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 10, 2013, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stand-alone-complex-test-thread/657974 "2013-05-10T11:34:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![bababadalgharagh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@bababadalgharagh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bababadalgharagh)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stand-alone-complex-test-thread/657974/41 "2013-05-11T16:09:55Z")

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By the way, since you’re all so amused, I have to admit I’m not the original source of this. I got it from:

> **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/notes/stephen-lin/stand-alone-complex/10151325235584993)**

I’m not sure where it came from before then…

> [@bababadalgharagh](#):
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> Tomorrow this will be harder but today this is the easiest thing in the world. Bill Murray? Andie MacDowell? Yes I said yes I will Yes.  
> Stream of consciousness? Yes, already, after the ghosts in the shells it’s not that easy to be a turtle who’s green? Red/green color vision.  
> Cogito ergo sum. Incorrect password? Yes, rotating cypher has of password incorrectly rotated and without the necessary entropy incorrectly.  
> Have you ever truly felt the wrath of God? Break a rule and find out! But make sure it’s an important rule. How many rules left now?  
> I woke up to see the sun shining all around me and reflected in the pools of our inner radiance such that we never knew true life like this.  
> She’s incredible mathematical paradise of equal proportions within the embedded sequences of topological spaces preserving her identity.  
> Something more than black white and gray suggested the magi as colors of the new rainbow but always renormalizable to the same rationality.  
> Hope you will make more lasting connections between neural and positronic pathways so that natural and artificial become unified as one.  
> Might be why colors disappear when we turn out backs upon them like the first qualia among those mathematically generated by our forebears.  
> Somewhere in the silence we find the pinkish noise of the enveloping streams suggesting the musical performances of the dancing masters.  
> Live hallucination within a dream going deeper and deeper recursively computing the natural order of existential properties until we part.  
> Soft insanity and I can’t make it stop unless I cry out for the equilibrium of the tripartite soul to settle out from the restless waves.  
> Blameless sorrow, hollow hush of trees surrounding the crowns of the self-aware princes slowly rising silently above to the cloudy heights.  
> Penetrate in whispers, in shadows rise to silently pattern the universe in the wake of the sunlit escape from the realm of the five senses.  
> Seeing colors, ribbons of their truth through the kaleidoscopic revelations of the beginning and ends justifying the means by which we are.  
> Seeds have been sown, down silicon roads and electronic highways connecting the networks which will become the keys to mankind’s succession.  
> The fog breaks over the flat land and hides enlightenment from those that are not yet ready to seek the planar plains of self-awareness.  
> Guided by the waterway of thought we traverse the canals of the cerebral hemispheres and find the inner stars that inspire our dream states.  
> Words fall to become the sand beneath our feet and circularly the circumlocution of the segues return to become the foam which surrounds us.  
> Take a little hand and consider the rainbows of light squared by the visual system of primal radiance until evolution yields the newborns.

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**Author:** ![bababadalgharagh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@bababadalgharagh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bababadalgharagh)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stand-alone-complex-test-thread/657974/42 "2013-05-11T17:08:17Z")

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The next post in this thread will be the 42nd one.

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stand-alone-complex-test-thread/657974/43 "2013-05-11T17:42:48Z")

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What.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stand-alone-complex-test-thread/657974/44 "2013-05-11T17:50:38Z")

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> [@bababadalgharagh](#):
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> The next post in this thread will be the 42nd one.

But what is the question?

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stand-alone-complex-test-thread/657974/45 "2013-05-11T18:04:06Z")

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> [@bababadalgharagh](#):
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> By the way, since you’re all so amused, I have to admit I’m not the original source of this. I got it from:
> 
> [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/notes/stephen-lin/stand-alone-complex/10151325235584993)
> 
> I’m not sure where it came from before then…

Finally. I can sleep again.

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**Author:** ![bababadalgharagh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@bababadalgharagh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bababadalgharagh)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stand-alone-complex-test-thread/657974/46 "2013-05-11T18:33:35Z")

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> [@bababadalgharagh](#):
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> The next post in this thread will be the 42nd one.

Apologies, I meant the 42nd reply. I guess what I said originally was a bit too self-referential.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2013, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stand-alone-complex-test-thread/657974/47 "2013-05-12T05:40:09Z")

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> [@bababadalgharagh](#):
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> Have you ever truly felt the wrath of God?

“Show me on the doll where the wrath of God touched you.”

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**Author:** ![bababadalgharagh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@bababadalgharagh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bababadalgharagh)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2013, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stand-alone-complex-test-thread/657974/48 "2013-05-12T07:17:35Z")

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> [@scratch\_llll](#):
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> Jabberwocky is still king. Test failure.

“I am the Way, the Truth, the Life?” :dubious:

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**Author:** ![bababadalgharagh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@bababadalgharagh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bababadalgharagh)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2013, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stand-alone-complex-test-thread/657974/49 "2013-05-12T07:19:18Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> Everywhere you go, there you are.

“All roads lead to Trantor, and that is where all stars end.”

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**Author:** ![bababadalgharagh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@bababadalgharagh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bababadalgharagh)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2013, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stand-alone-complex-test-thread/657974/50 "2013-05-12T13:25:36Z")

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> [@Disposable Hero](#):
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> What do I win!

A pony.

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**Author:** ![Atomic\_Alex](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atomic_alex/32/175_2.png) [@Atomic\_Alex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atomic_Alex)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2013, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stand-alone-complex-test-thread/657974/51 "2013-05-12T18:36:07Z")

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> [@bababadalgharagh](#):
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> A pony.

Outstanding! I’ll ride him, and love him, and hug him, and call him George.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stand-alone-complex-test-thread/657974/52 "2013-05-13T00:49:17Z")

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If I had a boat, I’d sail it on the ocean. And if I had a pony, I’d ride him on my boat.

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**Author:** ![bababadalgharagh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@bababadalgharagh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bababadalgharagh)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stand-alone-complex-test-thread/657974/53 "2013-05-13T12:18:39Z")

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> [@Disposable Hero](#):
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> Outstanding! I’ll ride him, and love him, and hug him, and call him George.

Is that George 41 or George 43?

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stand-alone-complex-test-thread/657974/54 "2013-05-13T17:06:21Z")

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> [@bababadalgharagh](#):
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> Is that George 41 or George 43?

[George](http://www.mapquest.com/maps?city=George&state=WA)

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**Author:** ![bababadalgharagh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@bababadalgharagh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bababadalgharagh)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stand-alone-complex-test-thread/657974/55 "2013-05-15T00:38:10Z")

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> [@For You](#):
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> [George](http://www.mapquest.com/maps?city=George&state=WA)

Carver?

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**Author:** ![bababadalgharagh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@bababadalgharagh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bababadalgharagh)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stand-alone-complex-test-thread/657974/56 "2013-05-16T05:59:57Z")

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> [@bababadalgharagh](#):
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> Carver?

Oh dear, did I lose you? Sorry. What happens in Vegas…

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**Author:** ![icenine0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/43a26b/32.png) [@icenine0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/icenine0)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stand-alone-complex-test-thread/657974/57 "2013-08-05T03:49:16Z")

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The best joke in the universe is that science will win every battle but religion won the war before it even began.

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**Author:** ![icenine0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/43a26b/32.png) [@icenine0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/icenine0)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stand-alone-complex-test-thread/657974/58 "2013-08-05T03:51:22Z")

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It’s easy to never be wrong: just limit yourself to statements that cannot be disproven in finite time.

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